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  • Sue device OEM for pr0n access?

    I guess the next logical step would be suing search providers on the same basis.



    Chris Sevier, Tennessee Man, Suing Apple For Letting Him Access Porn
    Ryan GrenobleThe Huffington PostJul 13, 2013
    A Tennessee man is suing Apple, claiming the tech giant is at fault for selling devices that grant him unrestricted access to porn on the internet.

    In a 50 page complaint, filed mid-June, former attorney Chris Sevier holds that since Apple is "concerned with the welfare of our Nation's children, while furthering pro-American values" it should "sell all its devices in 'safe mode,' with software preset to filter out pornographic content."

    Per the complaint, Sevier's problem began after he tried to visit "Facebook.com," but -- accidentally, he says -- typed "F**kbook.com," an adult site that "appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male and led to an unwanted addiction with adverse consequences."

    From there, judging by the suit, things spiraled way out of control.

    The complaint alleges "Apple is hijacking great sex" by allowing customers to view pornography online, as well as being complicit in "the development of sex trafficking ... child prostitution," and many other societal ills.

    Later, in a section highlighted by Above the Law, Sevier accuses Apple of enabling "unfair competition" between porn actresses and his wife:

    Saved and Texan by the Grace of God, Redneck by choice.

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    This has got to be off of The Onion...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Big A View Post
      This has got to be off of The Onion...
      I wish. It's true.

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      • #4
        I bet fuckbook.com has had a big increase in traffic now, LOL

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        • #5
          Why would you sue a computer company for giving you access to lots of porn? I thought that was the primary reason for buying a computer.
          I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


          Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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          • #6
            whatever happened to the times when "if you dont want to see it, dont look at it" applied?
            people are just stupid now-a-days

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            • #7
              Basically, fuck you for me not having will power.

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              • #8
                I can look at pr0n on this thing?

                I'll be back in 2 mins
                Big Rooster Racing
                1985 Mustang GT

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                  • #10
                    That's like getting a DUI, and then suing Ford or Chevy for allowing you access to the bars and liquor stores.

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