Fu*k you Rick Modena

[downshift_me]

Henry must have fallen in the toilet or sniffed up a woman with a fresh pedicure.

[lincolnboy]

BAZINGA BITCHES, DAM DON your like a principle in school.

[downshift_me]

BAZINGA BITCHES, DAM DON your like a principle in school.

Have you ever been to school?

[Snatch Napkin]

on a lighter note, I got da hotts for my dentist....but dont have the balls or the swag to try and ask her out, assuming of course she is not married/engaged/have boyfriend.

None of those issues are your biggest hurdle.

1.) Go full on OCD with your teeth for a month, including whitening, but don't damage your enamel.

2.) Take this time to discretely place yourself in the friend zone with the chicks that run the front. NOT the hygienist that helps your dentist while you're in the chair!!!

3.) Take notes on what your dentist is missing in her life. Chicks talk about this shit.

4.) Exploit that shit until she's holding your ankles while you're puffing nitrous and she's tongue raping your cornhole.

[lincolnboy]

Have you ever been to school?

dumb. mexicans dont go to school.

[Big A]

None of those issues are your biggest hurdle.

1.) Go full on OCD with your teeth for a month, including whitening, but don't damage your enamel.

2.) Take this time to discretely place yourself in the friend zone with the chicks that run the front. NOT the hygienist that helps your dentist while you're in the chair!!!

3.) Take notes on what your dentist is missing in her life. Chicks talk about this shit.

4.) Exploit that shit until she's holding your ankles while you're puffing nitrous and she's tongue raping your cornhole.

Or save yourself the work, and just nut up, and ask her out. Worst case scenario is that she is flattered that you asked, and makes up some bullshit excuse if she's not interested.

FWIW I learned what a moon cricket was today myself.

[downshift_me]

dumb. mexicans dont go to school.

Lol, you win! Carry on...

[lincolnboy]

Lol, you win! Carry on...

wow,
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[Snatch Napkin]

Or save yourself the work, and just nut up, and ask her out. Worst case scenario is that she is flattered that you asked, and makes up some bullshit excuse if she's not interested.

FWIW I learned what a moon cricket was today myself.

The hunt is the best part. Each creature requires a different skill set and it's best to hone every trick you can for the elusive "good ones". You never know what kind of secrets they keep lurking in the closet.

Besides, most chicks aren't open to an epic rimjob based solely off of your ability to approach them. More often than not, you have to surprise them so they get that full on desire to do things they would never dream of.

[War Machine]

Ooooo, ya got me! Since when does having an old lady stop someone from hiring a prostitute?





This. It isn't anything Buzzo said that made me say that. Deny all you want, doesn't bother me any. I'm not the one paying for pussy.

Sorry been busy gun shopping, you wouldnt know anything about that huh, convict?

For now on, will you call me bossman, and only talk to me in prison lingo?

[diablo rojo]

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[War Machine]

He isn't taking it from anything said on here.

If my only woman trouble was paying them, then I think Im ok. I wish I could say that about both of us

[SVT Lurch]

I always wondered what the ??? stood for in these scenarios:

1. See hot girl/collect underpants/etc.
2. ???
3. Profit

Good to know.

None of those issues are your biggest hurdle.

1.) Go full on OCD with your teeth for a month, including whitening, but don't damage your enamel.

2.) Take this time to discretely place yourself in the friend zone with the chicks that run the front. NOT the hygienist that helps your dentist while you're in the chair!!!

3.) Take notes on what your dentist is missing in her life. Chicks talk about this shit.

4.) Exploit that shit until she's holding your ankles while you're puffing nitrous and she's tongue raping your cornhole.

[bcoop]

Sorry been busy gun shopping, you wouldnt know anything about that huh, convict?

For now on, will you call me bossman, and only talk to me in prison lingo?

It absolutely laughable, that you, being someone who hires hookers on a regular basis, tries to judge anyone that has had a run in with the law. You're one sting away from jail yourself.


I've never been to prison. Try again, fatass.

[talisman]

If my only woman trouble was paying them, then I think Im ok. I wish I could say that about both of us

You can throw all the smilie faces out there you want. We all pay for sex one way or the other. You just take it more literally than the rest of us. It isn't a "joke" or a "burn." Of course you already know that, don't you?