Fu*k you Rick Modena

[Baron Von Crowder]

and retarded from the neck up.

lol!

[SEB]

and retarded from the neck up.

lmao

[BradM]

I am half black. black from the waist down.

And retarded from the neck up.

[lincolnboy]

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Stevo

I am half black. black from the waist down.

[exlude]

is licolnboy the same person as futant? if not i pray for my child, and his education.

Now if we could only do something about his upbringing...

[KCHAR]

randall!

My lazy ass dog is a porch monkey

[KCHAR]

he also banned lincolnboy for saying "moon cricket" but not sean88gt for saying "porch monkey"

why? who knows....theyre both funny and fairly accurate!

At least it wasn't colored comet

[KCHAR]

No need to get all pacific and shit!

South or north?

[stevo]

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Stevo

[jefehbk]

usually the front girls are busy doing their thing and I have never noticed them doing "girl talk" and I am usually not in the waiting room long enough to really strike up a conversation to any degree.

and i am not really afraid of the rejection...I just don't like getting the rejection where other people can hear. if it helps to have a visual image, think of the movie "Hitch". It is like getting Kevin James character together with the attractive woman in the movie.

None of those issues are your biggest hurdle.
1.) Go full on OCD with your teeth for a month, including whitening, but don't damage your enamel.
2.) Take this time to discretely place yourself in the friend zone with the chicks that run the front. NOT the hygienist that helps your dentist while you're in the chair!!!
3.) Take notes on what your dentist is missing in her life. Chicks talk about this shit.
4.) Exploit that shit until she's holding your ankles while you're puffing nitrous and she's tongue raping your cornhole.

[Geor!]

Jen can't drive a manual. Really doesn't make sense to have 3 cars and only 1 she can drive when 1 is strictly my toy.

Sure it does. She's a woman!

Just don't tell her I said that.

[slow99]

Thought it was the terrain holding you back on that?

Jen can't drive a manual. Really doesn't make sense to have 3 cars and only 1 she can drive when 1 is strictly my toy.

[Geor!]

The Yaris replacement will have to be an auto.

Thought it was the terrain holding you back on that?

[SEB]

So let me see if I get this right....

Brent sells dishwashers and is happy.
Buzzo sells cars and is happy.
Talisman works at a car parts shop and is happy.
Cooter is a gunt lover and is happy.
Slow99 has money but is inferior to FT.

Am I caught up yet? If so and correct, what's the problem?

Hug it out, bitches.... You're all ugly and nobody cares.

Well Said Ross!

[slow99]

Now is the perfect time to upgrade to that wrx you were so hesistant at getting in SF then. Got a 12 year old beat to shit model if interested.

And if wild bill is browsing, I'm referring to my car.

The Yaris replacement will have to be an auto.