Don't get drunk and piss on the third rail.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Correlation ≠ causation


Reality:
Pissing on the tracks --> loses balance b/c beer --> falls across rails w/ ween in hand --> zap

News:
Pissing on the tracks --> loses balance b/c beer --> falls across rails w/ ween in hand --> zap

What, were you holding it for him or something?

[Binky]

Mythbusters didnt do it "for real" they setup an artificial dick and photographed the stream in slo-mo.

As someone who has pissed on a live shock wire I can say for absolute sincerity it does shock you and it does hurt like a train spike getting shoved up your dick.

[mustang_revival]

[asphaltjunkie]

Greatness

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[kingjason]

My German Sheppard would damn sure argue that also.

[01vnms4v]

idiots!

[ram57ta]

Most electrified rail systems have about 850 volts DC for propulsion power. Its VERY high current. You don't wanna mess around with that shit.

[line-em-up]

but mythbusters said that couldnt happen?

You beat me to it. My cohort at work doesn't believe it because mythbusters said it wasn't possible. I remember my uncle getting me to pee on an electric fence when I was a kid. It didn't feel too good.

[Chili]

SO, while trying to see what kind of a winner would do this, i stumbled on to this page.

https://www.facebook.com/matthew.zeno

Further down the profile, i discovered this awesome game:

The swastika is backwards. Remember kids, when spreading hate, the Nazi symbol is a crossed "S". That dude made a harmless native American symbol.

Just noticed.. there are 34 cups in that "swastika" too, not 30. What a dip-shit.

[Sean88gt]

^buzzkiller.

[CexMashean]

Just noticed.. there are 34 cups in that "swastika" too, not 30.

Well, we know who'd be on the Jew team.

[46Tbird]

The swastika is backwards. Remember kids, when spreading hate, the Nazi symbol is a crossed "S". That dude made a harmless native American symbol.

As a Nazi symbol, it is backwards, true. But the design is one of the oldest symbols in existence, and it was used by many cultures for thousands of years to symbolize good luck... in either direction.

[Chili]

As a Nazi symbol, it is backwards, true. But the design is one of the oldest symbols in existence, and it was used by many cultures for thousands of years to symbolize good luck... in either direction.

Right, that's all I was saying. The Nazi version is easy to remember because it's SS.