What age to have "THE" talk about girls to your son?

[jasone]

I got it when I was 12. Looking back it might have been a year or two early...

lol

[mstng86]

Are the puberty videos we saw in school considered the sex education? I don't remember seeing anything about sex on it. It was all about your weiner is going to get big and you are going to wake up in a wet bed sometimes.

I contend Freds sex talk was about always going up the pooper.

[MutherjuggZ]

Are the puberty videos we saw in school considered the sex education? I don't remember seeing anything about sex on it. It was all about your weiner is going to get big and you are going to wake up in a wet bed sometimes.

I contend Freds sex talk was about always going up the pooper.

They told the boys their weiner was going to get big, and they would wake up in a wet bed sometimes? LMAO!!! How in the hell does that educate anyone? That would just scare the shit out of me if someone told me my shit was going to swell and pop on occassion LOL!!!

[SSMAN]

I meant when I broke up with the first girl I was with. Wise ass

Sorry, I had to.

[Nash B.]

They told the boys their weiner was going to get big, and they would wake up in a wet bed sometimes? LMAO!!! How in the hell does that educate anyone? That would just scare the shit out of me if someone told me my shit was going to swell and pop on occassion LOL!!!

well now that you mention it, I'm afraid it's going to pop and I need a volunteer to suck the venom out. How you doin'?

[Sean88gt]

Daddy just told me wrap it 'fore you stab it. Not sure how old I was. 12 maybe.

Your dad sucked at rhyming.

I had it all figured out if I had a daughter. I just would not potty train her. That way when she went on a date, she would shit in their car and they would bring her back.

This would have been handy 8 years ago.

[03trubluGT]

I think my son was 10-11..... Typically it's not something you say to yourself, "I think it's about time we had this talk"....

It's, "Holy shit, where the hell did he hear that?!? Son, I think it's time we had a talk...."

When you go to do a Google search and you type a "b" and you get a pop up of "bewbs", it's time for the talk...

[mstng86]

They told the boys their weiner was going to get big, and they would wake up in a wet bed sometimes? LMAO!!! How in the hell does that educate anyone? That would just scare the shit out of me if someone told me my shit was going to swell and pop on occassion LOL!!!

Yes. They also said to not be embarassed and let your parents know so they can help you change the sheets.

I think if they would have just shown the birthing video I saw as a fresmen that would have worked well in 6TH grade. The point would have been made for me.

[Sean88gt]

When you go to do a Google search and you type a "b" and you get a pop up of "bewbs", it's time for the talk...

Years ago, my worthless MIL asked me to run through her computer and see what her son was looking at. I didn't know what would be there but I knew I didn't want to know and she wouldn't believe. After months worth of requests and begging I finally did. I went alphabetically and made it to 'D' before I told her she could finish on her own.

D popped up "dragons cock splitting young whores"

He was 12.

[SSMAN]

They told the boys their weiner was going to get big, and they would wake up in a wet bed sometimes? LMAO!!! How in the hell does that educate anyone? That would just scare the shit out of me if someone told me my shit was going to swell and pop on occassion LOL!!!

I use to love my wet dreams. First one I had I was banging Suzanne Summers. Wish the hell I still had them.

[Sleeper]

If he is already making out with 12 year old girls im sure he has a good idea.

I'd get it out of the way asap.



I was left to fend for myself on this topic. With all the information thats out there it wasnt hard to get the answers.

[OreoStang]

Sorry, I had to.

I know. I expect nothing less from u guys. Lol. It's all good

[idrivea4banger]

Shit your 12yo boy nowadays is probably getting more action than his old man.

[IHaveAMustang]

I don't have kids yet. I have at least a year or two of freedom left.

If I have a daughter, I will meet every boy she goes out to the movies or wherever with.

I will sit them both down in front of my large collection of guns, and just ask a simple question; "Which one?"

When they both look at me with puzzling expressions, I will finish my statement and look right at the boy and say; "Which one do you want me to shoot you with if you bring my daughter home 5 minutes late or you touch her inappropriately?"

Not sure what I will do if I have a boy, maybe scare him and say I am removing the Mustang from the will and my cousin (who loves only Imports) will be receiving it.