What age to have "THE" talk about girls to your son?

[bcoop]

other than to tell them to wrap that shit up.

I think that's really all you're supposed to go for. I'm damn sure not going to teach my kid what to do when the time comes.




Like Roscoe, with my daughter, the talk will be much easier. Daddy will stab little Johnny in the eye with a soldering iron, and she will get locked in her room until she's 45.

[Leah]

I think it will be pretty easy for me with my girl.

"If anyone touches you, daddy will stab them in the face. Clear?"

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LMFAO! I love it.

We are pretty open with our boys (you can ask Talisman-he got to witness some of it, lol). They make 'that's what she said' jokes all the time and keep it light. I want them to feel comfortable enough to come to us if they have any questions.

Whenever an opportunity presents itself, we talk about that particular subject and go more into detail, but we haven't just set them down and said 'this is how it is' kind of thing.

[Broncojohnny]

What is this clitoris thing you guys keep talking about?

[Sean88gt]

What is this clitoris thing you guys keep talking about?

Merely a speed bump en route to your own orgasm.

[Broncojohnny]

Merely a speed bump en route to your own orgasm.

Isn't it a race? I got my time down to about seven seconds.

[Wicked98Snake]

Isn't it a race? I got my time down to about seven seconds.

I thought it was?!? I even throw my hands up at the end like a calf roper and wait for the horn!

[Magnimike1]

I got the WORLD BOOK(sex) treatment from a classmate in third grade. I was nine.

My oldest son is nine. He is very smart for his age. I went into depth with him about the subject at nine. He took the connversation well. He thought is sounded gross though. LOL Don't underestimate kids nowadays. They might just know more than you.

[Sean88gt]

Isn't it a race? I got my time down to about seven seconds.

Exactly. And you're rolling through fast when you hit the bump.

[Geor!]

Daddy just told me wrap it 'fore you stab it. Not sure how old I was. 12 maybe.

[MutherjuggZ]

Aren't they starting sex-ed in school pretty early now?

LMFAO!

Reminds me of South Park when the parents all stipulated it was the school's responsibility to ensure the kids knew about sex

[90GT50]

We had the sex ed video thing when I was in 4th or 5th grade. Separate one for boys and girls, I think boys got deodorant, girls got tampons.

[OreoStang]

I think it will be pretty easy for me with my girl.

"If anyone touches you, daddy will stab them in the face. Clear?"

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I don't have kids yet but i do have nieces and I like the way u think sir and will back it by saying u will never see the young man again.

We didn't have sex ed when I was in school, or at least not at my school. I also never got "the talk" from anyone, nor did I need it.

Honestly, I am not sure what "the talk" is even supposed to be about. Is it where you tell your kid about condoms and diseases, or are you actually giving them detailed instructions on how the pole goes in the hole, how to do the shocker, flicking the man in the boat, etc?

I think I learned at a very young age that boys have a weiner and girls have a hole (besides their butt) that we stick our weiner in. Between hand gestures, and naughty jokes, and the occasional exposure to something on TV or a movie, I think everyone I knew had the basics figured out as early as 3rd or 4th grade.

I didn't learn about the clitoris until my first sexual relationship, and I didn't really learn how to properly manipulate it until the next one, but that was fine and I enjoyed learning that on my own. So did she! Surely you aren't having that detailed of a talk with your children, right? Even as a teenager, I would have probably puked if one of my parents started in on that kind of subject.

By the time I started being active, we had indeed learned about diseases and protection in high school, so maybe that was "sex ed", other than to tell them to wrap that shit up.

Same here. I didn't really get a talk from mine until after I broke up with my first my mom had sat down with me her and her step mom and my mom already knew. Her step mom had no idea. My mom was no dumb ass. A very wise woman RIP. She told me it takes 2 to tangle so both parties should be respondable. And on another note I had an older brother and sister so I heard alot of shit when I was younger. I learned to be careful.

[Cobraman]

never got the talk. most of what I learned was from the puberty video at school. There is always one kid that figures stuff out and tells everyone. I dont really think the talk is neccesary, they will figure out for themselves by middle school.

[SSMAN]

I'm far away from that point, but I think every kid is different too. This in my opinion, is where it is handy to be spying on your kids a little. It'll help ya know when they are "getting to the age" and you need to talk with them.

I was fairly old when it happened and had my own conclusions. Porn really helped though.

My son is 12 and already kissing girls. I agree, I believe in spying.

[SSMAN]

I imagine it will be easier with my son than it will be my daughters, who are both much closer to the talk than my 2yr boy is.

I had it all figured out if I had a daughter. I just would not potty train her. That way when she went on a date, she would shit in their car and they would bring her back.