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i always wondered if you Texas folks can get these? besides the fact that they are dangerous as hell but do they make anything larger then our 500 gram cakes?
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So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
god bless.It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass -
its a sad day when someone quotes that movie on here.Comment
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Why? that movie is awesome!Comment
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It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick DouglassComment
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daaaannnngOriginally posted by ELVIS View Post"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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Fine. It has its moments.
We all know iits probably loosely based on a member of this board.Comment
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It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick DouglassComment
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Whoa! Your tone it's all wrong do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron
Let me axe you a question? Does your motha sew, BOOM get her to sew datLast edited by krazy kris; 07-03-2013, 11:17 AM.Comment
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keep on, keepin' onComment
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I strongly disapprove of this post. What part of that movie isn't awesome, Brandy, hemi's, Christopher Walken, incest....fuck it has it all!Originally posted by mstng86 View PostComment
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Why not just make tannerite stuff?ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! hehComment
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