Charlie Sheen cracks me up

[Trip McNeely]

I know this is a few weeks old, but I just saw this whole text.
Cliffs Notes: Basically Farrah Abraham (teen whore mom) exposed secret texts between him and her about dating and what not and he got pissed and wrote this open letter to her.

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

bye!
cs.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...#ixzz2XWR0sK4h

[Ted]

I bet he would still hit it.

[talisman]

He is playing the President in Machete Kills, and went back to his birth name of Carlos Estevez for the credits. I don't think that guy gives flying fuck about anything, and it makes for great entertainment.

[YALE]

Would? Probably did. He dodged a bullet, not letting her get her hooks in him. She's a Kardashian, for sure.

[Trip McNeely]

"Tranny-boobs" LOL. Get's me every time.

[scootro]

that man is living the dream

[Treybiz]

Golf Clap.

[Sean88gt]

"Tranny-boobs" LOL. Get's me every time.

In multiple ways.....

[Blakeski]

[Trip McNeely]

In multiple ways.....

lol