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    http://www.apnewsarchive.com/1996/Ma...80c1d50dd10496

    EDINBURG, TEXAS EDINBURG, Texas (AP) _ A man bitten by a poisonous coral snake killed the reptile by biting off its head, then used its skin as a tourniquet _ a move that probably saved his life.

    Valentin Grimaldo of Rio Bravo should make a full recovery, said Lisa Killion, a spokeswoman for Edinburg Hospital. Grimaldo, 40, was walking with his brother, Fidel, along U.S. Highway 281 near Encino Friday when he reached into some grass and was bitten on the hand.

    He grabbed the snake and bit the head off. He skinned it and used the skin as a tourniquet to keep the venom from spreading,'' Killion said.

    A passerby drove Grimaldo, his snake tourniquet in place, to the hospital's emergency room.

    Fidel Grimaldo is keeping the snake's head as a keepsake.

    The red, yellow and black coral is one of three varieties of venomous snakes found in the Rio Grande Valley. Coral snakes, slender and averaging about 2 1/2 feet long, are members of the cobra family.

  • #2
    I know it is from 1996 but still pretty bad ass

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    • #3
      Bad MF'er wallet awardee...
      "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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      • #4
        Originally posted by DallasSleeper View Post
        I know it is from 1996 but still pretty bad ass
        no shit! quick thinking for sure
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        • #5
          Originally posted by BlackGT View Post
          Bad MF'er wallet awardee...
          A snakeskin wallet at that.

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          • #6
            Bit the guy on the hand? It sounds like he was trying to pick it up.

            Stevo
            Originally posted by SSMAN
            ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by stevo View Post
              Bit the guy on the hand? It sounds like he was trying to pick it up.

              Stevo

              true... true...
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              Dominguez Agency
              1101 E. Bardin Rd. suite 141
              Arlington, TX. 76018
              817-405-2011
              tdominguez@allstate.com
              Give us a call so we can take a look at your insurance needs, we may be able to save you $$!!

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              • #8
                .Pretty fucking tough, I just shoot them.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by stevo View Post
                  Bit the guy on the hand? It sounds like he was trying to pick it up.

                  Stevo
                  Or pick up something near it and didn't see it.
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                  • #10
                    Damn!
                    2014 GT
                    2013 FX2 ecoboost

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                    • #11
                      you caused this problem, now you fix it mr. snake.
                      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                      • #12
                        This story smells like bullshit.

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                        • #13
                          Note to self: Don't mess with that guy.

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                          • #14
                            I hope I'm not poisonous, says the first snake.

                            "Why?" asks the second snake.

                            "Because I just bit my lip."

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