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Originally posted by Vertnut View PostI had to laugh...
I envision you giving that as "medical advice".
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Originally posted by Roscoe View PostThis thread turned awesome. I was about to bitch about just hitting 200lbs being 5'9" and I feel like a portly mf'er with a 34" waist... Beer doesn't help, though.
Just out of curiosity.... say she put on a good ... oh - 30 lbs since you got married. How would you approach that one? Not to say she got "fat" but just beefed up a tad.
I will say this, though.. I've been married 13 years. She's not the same physical person I married, but shit - neither am I. Fortunately we've stayed pretty close to it though...
<-- was asked just the other night... "Honey, do you think I'm fat?" my response was "of course not, dear..."
"but would you tell me if you thought I was?"
silence.......
<-- didn't get laid that night
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Originally posted by Sean88gt View PostWhile the good dr may exercise political correctness, I don't. When my wife was pregnant with our son, I was a prick. She was around 155 after the pregnancy and I was brutal with her. She was around 120 when we got married. My comments continued to be made and she began to work out. Now she leads boot camps, personally trains and tips the scales at around 124. And I did get laid.
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Originally posted by billybob81 View PostI am sure the proof is still in the computer system in the invoices. Some of the employees that are still at your store knew about it as well. If you really want to know, I will tell you about it, but not on a public message board.Originally posted by talisman View PostSend me a PM then. You know I won't stand for that shit. My store had the lowest shrink numbers in the district in 2010.
Still waiting.
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Thank you for divorce, fatasses, and narcissistic doctors. This thread delivers.Originally posted by talismanI wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?Originally posted by AdamLXIf there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.Originally posted by BroncojohnnyBecause fuck you, that's whyOriginally posted by 80coupenice dick, Idrivea4bangerOriginally posted by Rick Modena......and idrivea4banger is a real person.Originally posted by JesterMan ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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Originally posted by Roscoe View PostHey you obviously earned it..... keep on keepin' on...
<-- not married to a "pig" either...
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Originally posted by Sean88gt View PostI'm not saying I did or I didn't earn it. On no level do I deserve her but I am grateful that our relationship is secure enough that we can have open and honest dialog without being cut off.
I can just hear her saying "He hits me because he loves me..." with each post you make here...
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Originally posted by davbrucas View PostYup...lack of self control is evident in everything they do.Originally posted by davbrucas View PostWe are talking about fat people. Smokers and druggies are a whole different topic.
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