Why can't women get along with each other at work?

[Snatch Napkin]

Oh I know. It was somewhat rhetorical, but I figured there would be some entertaining answers. Women start complaining about stupid shit outside of work these days and I just tune out or discover my drink needs to be refilled in another room.

and that's why I checked in


Every guy will have a detailed portion of the answer. I'm just glad I only have one chick to deal with in my place of business.

The thing that really grates my nerves are when these chicks who sound like they hate each other on the job will have girls' night out so they can be best Facebook friends, then gripe about how trifling a chick is on Monday. Fucking crazy bitches, man.

[downshift_me]

Wanna have some fun with the situation? Loudly express how pleased you are with woman A's work/ethic/etc. within earshot of woman B.

Or, something I have done just for fun...Congratulate woman A on being such a hard worker and take her to lunch on the company dime. That REALLY makes for some entertainment.

Try that in the medical field and someone is liable to get stabbed.

[Nash B.]

That's why you don't shit where you work!

[juiceweezl]

Bitches be crazy!

This should have been the last post in the thread. The End!

[Buick355]

Bitchez in the auto parts industry be crazy squared.

[talisman]

The thing that really grates my nerves are when these chicks who sound like they hate each other on the job will have girls' night out so they can be best Facebook friends, then gripe about how trifling a chick is on Monday. Fucking crazy bitches, man.

Bitchez in the auto parts industry be crazy squared.

Glad I'm not the only one who sees this shit constantly and laughs.

[helosailor]

Bitchez in the auto parts industry be crazy squared.

QFMFT!
We have one at an area store that will go into full waterworks mode at the drop of a cotter pin.

[likeitfast55]

[bcoop]

The women nailed it in post 2, 3, and 18.


The women at my work are so fucking insane, it drives me crazy. I don't know how anything gets done with all the gossip and back stabbing that goes on. The one who has been there the longest, thinks she has more authority than she does, so she tries to rule them all. If Slit A takes a sick/vacation day, Slit B takes 2 immediately after. Every single fucking time. But she does it with every fucking woman in the office. It's a backhanded "fuck you", for having to do extra work when someone is out. It's even worse that the Queen Bee does absolutely nothing to remedy the situation.


That's why my office is far away from the rest of the company, and I keep my ass out of there as much as possible. It's like the Korengal Valley in there. Stupid bitches.


It's even more ridiculous that even though they all hate each other, if I make one comment about any one of them, they all band together like best friends.

Everything posted in this thread is the very reason we will not hire a woman for a sales position. Women belong behind 4 walls and a door, where that shit can be quarantined. And like Al P always says, estrogen rots the brain.

[SEB]

Cause their woman, That's what they do, BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

[jefehbk]

Because long ago some dumb ass convinced a woman to leave the kitchen and get a job.....things have never been the same since.

[talisman]

The women nailed it in post 2, 3, and 18.

lmao


I swore I was at max capacity with 2, then I transferred 1 in because I needed the position filled quickly to keep service levels up. And she is mildly good looking, especially as far as women in this particular industry good. I might as well have cut up a picture of the Pope on Saturday Night Live. It's been nothing but carnage ever since.

[downshift_me]

lmao


I swore I was at max capacity with 2, then I transferred 1 in because I needed the position filled quickly to keep service levels up. And she is mildly good looking, especially as far as women in this particular industry good. I might as well have cut up a picture of the Pope on Saturday Night Live. It's been nothing but carnage ever since.

Well, aren't you just a hussy! Maybe I'll come in and lean over the counter to thank you for getting me a promotion and watch them burn you at the stake.

[TexasT]

If she does we will need pix, or it didn't happen.


I thought twice about posting this but thought if I didn't ill never fit in. As I hit the post button.

[01vnms4v]

Cause all bitches are "whores" they are afraid that one man will go after the other girl, and not her. Which hurts her feelings, and she is asking herself why he like her and not me.