Why can't women get along with each other at work?

[bcoop]

I swore I was at max capacity with 2, then I transferred 1 in because I needed the position filled quickly to keep service levels up. And she is mildly good looking, especially as far as women in this particular industry good. I might as well have cut up a picture of the Pope on Saturday Night Live. It's been nothing but carnage ever since.

We call that Foodservice hot. We were just at a show in Houston, talking about this one broad. Coworker said "I can't tell if I'm horny, or drunk, or if she is just Foodservice hot."

[Sean88gt]

It's simple really, in nature you have the fucker (man) and the fuckee (woman). Having 2 fuckee's around without a fucker creates issues, they have no direction. Furthermore, in corporate settings, two voids can never make something of substance, and the fucker has largely been turned into the fuckee by policy changes and a move to give decision making to the fuckee.

2 fuckees that are always accustomed to being on their back and jockeying for bottom position instead of taking control and being the fucker can't get along because they have no authority, just instinct.

[Chili]

Bitches be crazy!

LIKE!!

Chicks who are more aligned with guys usually get along well.. I'm talking about the girls that seem to have mostly guy friends. The more snobby, prissy, "girly" girls are more prone to the cattiness and drama. At least in my experience.

[talisman]

We call that Foodservice hot. We were just at a show in Houston, talking about this one broad. Coworker said "I can't tell if I'm horny, or drunk, or if she is just Foodservice hot."

lmao, that's perfect. In the parts biz a 4 is a solid 10.

[War Machine]

Cause their woman, That's what they do, BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

oh god damn isnt that the truth

[4bangen]

I used to be a manager, and had to hander all the hiring for the 90+ positions I had on my site. I quickly put in place a "NO HOT BITCH" policy when hiring. You hire a hot bitch and your productivity drops drastically. All the other chicks spend their time hating her and trying to get the male employees attention, while all the male employees try to fuck her. It's better in the end to hire a few uggo's and call it a day.

[Magnimike1]

I used to be a manager, and had to hander all the hiring for the 90+ positions I had on my site. I quickly put in place a "NO HOT BITCH" policy when hiring. You hire a hot bitch and your productivity drops drastically. All the other chicks spend their time hating her and trying to get the male employees attention, while all the male employees try to fuck her. It's better in the end to hire a few uggo's and call it a day.

Nail on head. Same experience here when I was at Lowe's.

[Sleeper]

Yup, one hot bitch fucks up the whole works. Even the hunchback of the company thinks he has a chance of fucking it. I've seen a few bosses let go for hitting it, or trying really hard haha.

I'm so glad i dont have to mess with that bs anymore.

[03trubluGT]

It's even more ridiculous that even though they all hate each other, if I make one comment about any one of them, they all band together like best friends.

Sounds just like this place. Oh the irony!!!!!!

[KBScobravert]

Because Bitches be Crazy!

[Moose242]

Everything posted in this thread is the very reason we will not hire a woman for a sales position. Women belong behind 4 walls and a door, where that shit can be quarantined. And like Al P always says, estrogen rots the brain.

I disagree, some of the best salespeople I have seen have been female. We have one in the Houston area that kills it. She is good looking for her age, carries herself well, and does everything right. When I was doing the commission reports for salespeople the money she made was fucking ridiculous.

That being said the women in the actual office hated each other for the most part and formed little lunch cabals.

[Cooter]

We call that Foodservice hot. We were just at a show in Houston, talking about this one broad. Coworker said "I can't tell if I'm horny, or drunk, or if she is just Foodservice hot."

I used to call it "shop syndrome"...

Let a 4 walk into a shop full of hard-legs that don't get out much, and you'd think a super model walked in and was going to blow the guy with the best cat-calling/wolf-whistling skills

[03trubluGT]

Everything posted in this thread is the very reason we will not hire a woman for a sales position.

That's an EEOC lawsuit waiting to happen.

[bcoop]

I disagree, some of the best salespeople I have seen have been female. We have one in the Houston area that kills it. She is good looking for her age, carries herself well, and does everything right. When I was doing the commission reports for salespeople the money she made was fucking ridiculous.

That being said the women in the actual office hated each other for the most part and formed little lunch cabals.

Some can sell, but there's a major problem with women. They don't work hard. They won't roll up their sleeves and get shit done. They think looking pretty is all it takes. There are a few exceptions, but I can only think of 2 in my entire career. Those two happen to be partners.

That's an EEOC lawsuit waiting to happen.

We are a MWBE enterprise. Your lawsuit has no legs.

[Taylor]

I used to call it "dfwm syndrome"...

Let a 4 post on a board full of hard-legs that don't get out much, and you'd think a super model walked in and was going to blow the guy with the best leg humping

ftfy