Why can't women get along with each other at work?

[talisman]

Discuss.

[downshift_me]

They're female.

[Kimmypie]

Bitches be crazy!

[Gargamel]

Women can't get along with each other in general, much less at work.

Females, typically, will be the very first ones to back-stab their "girlfriends".... in a way it seems to be innate.

[Gargamel]

bitches be crazy!

^^^this^^^

[bluecollar]

They're female.

Yup.

Females are insecure, period. They will always assume that other females at work are talking about them, trying to sabotage their work, getting more attention, using looks to get by with less work, etc. etc.

The amount of mindless, high school drama that occurs between women at work is absolutely astounding. If I give one a certain day off, even if by pure luck, I hear things like "wonder why SHE got Friday off?", "what makes HER more special than me?" etc.

[idrivea4banger]

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[racrguy]

Because they're just as competitive as men, but they're more emotional.

Men can look at a person and see the bad and the good and ignore it if overall the person is good. Women generally view one thing as bad and then the whole woman is written off.

[Strychnine]

First post nails it.

[talisman]

Yup.

Females are insecure, period. They will always assume that other females at work are talking about them, trying to sabotage their work, getting more attention, using looks to get by with less work, etc. etc.

The amount of mindless, high school drama that occurs between women at work is absolutely astounding. If I give one a certain day off, even if by pure luck, I hear things like "wonder why SHE got Friday off?", "what makes HER more special than me?" etc.

Lol, this is almost exactly what I'm dealing with. I read an article a few months ago that said women have 50% less serotonin in their brains than men, which is why we don't get bothered nearly as easy. I'm starting to think it is closer to 75% based off personal experience. The shit these people come up with to complain about is astounding.

[Snatch Napkin]

Checking in for the lolz while Eric tries to understand the complexities of a simple notion.

The chicks nailed it with a simple answer.

[bluecollar]

Lol, this is almost exactly what I'm dealing with. I read an article a few months ago that said women have 50% less serotonin in their brains than men, which is why we don't get bothered nearly as easy. I'm starting to think it is closer to 75% based off personal experience. The shit these people come up with to complain about is astounding.

Wanna have some fun with the situation? Loudly express how pleased you are with woman A's work/ethic/etc. within earshot of woman B.

Or, something I have done just for fun...Congratulate woman A on being such a hard worker and take her to lunch on the company dime. That REALLY makes for some entertainment.

[talisman]

Checking in for the lolz while Eric tries to understand the complexities of a simple notion.

The chicks nailed it with a simple answer.

Oh I know. It was somewhat rhetorical, but I figured there would be some entertaining answers. Women start complaining about stupid shit outside of work these days and I just tune out or discover my drink needs to be refilled in another room.

[46Tbird]

Wanna have some fun with the situation? Loudly express how pleased you are with woman A's work/ethic/etc. within earshot of woman B.

Or, something I have done just for fun...Congratulate woman A on being such a hard worker and take her to lunch on the company dime. That REALLY makes for some entertainment.

Reminds me of what my dad used to say.

"Women are like a pot of beans. Every now and then you gotta stir em up!"

[dee]

Reminds me of what my dad used to say.

"Women are like a pot of beans. Every now and then you gotta stir em up!"

That's awesome.