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  • #16
    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    You could have been a porno super star!
    Could have been?

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    • #17
      Bareback Bleeding Brad 9?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
        Bareback Bleeding Brad 9?
        I use my alias, BardM.

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        • #19
          MardB. matt and ryan's long lost triplet!!!!!!!!!

          god bles.
          It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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          • #20
            NBD man. Go boom boom. Wipe. Shower and clean thoroughly and then investigate. Get a razor blade. Make slight incision and "vent" the blood. Good as new over night

            J FUCKING K!!!!!!!! Ignore and they will go away. Too much straining on the pot and/or hauling weight causes em...

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            • #21
              Keep the ass play down to once a week, use plenty of lube, and stick to smaller objects. Just because it feels good does not mean it is a good idea.
              I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


              Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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              • #22
                You sure its not just a wad of ass hair?

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                  MardB. matt and ryan's long lost triplet!!!!!!!!!

                  god bles.
                  You promised to never bring that up!!

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                  • #24
                    What a shitty thread.
                    Originally posted by talisman
                    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                    Originally posted by AdamLX
                    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                    Because fuck you, that's why
                    Originally posted by 80coupe
                    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                    Originally posted by Rick Modena
                    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                    Originally posted by Jester
                    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Tannerm View Post
                      NBD man. Go boom boom. Wipe. Shower and clean thoroughly and then investigate. Get a razor blade. Make slight incision and "vent" the blood. Good as new over night

                      J FUCKING K!!!!!!!! Ignore and they will go away. Too much straining on the pot and/or hauling weight causes em...
                      hang on there cowboy, aint nothing getting near my ass except toilet paper, and sometimes in not sure about that.
                      "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Baron View Post
                        hang on there cowboy, aint nothing getting near my ass except toilet paper, and sometimes in not sure about that.
                        ... wasn't Toilet Paper your cell mate's prison nickname?
                        Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                        I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                        Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                        Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                        dont downshift!!
                        Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                          ... wasn't Toilet Paper your cell mate's prison nickname?
                          We called him TP for short, cause he was short.
                          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Baron View Post
                            hang on there cowboy, aint nothing getting near my ass except toilet paper, and sometimes in not sure about that.
                            A woman that is willing to eat ass brings joy to the bedroom. At first it's like getting attacked by a wet sponge, but once you're past that, you'll look like a cat in heat backing into her face.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                              A woman that is willing to eat ass brings joy to the bedroom. At first it's like getting attacked by a wet sponge, but once you're past that, you'll look like a cat in heat backing into her face.
                              ha!
                              "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

                              -- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by sean88gt View Post
                                a woman that is willing to eat ass brings joy to the bedroom. At first it's like getting attacked by a wet sponge, but once you're past that, you'll look like a cat in heat backing into her face.

                                lmao
                                Originally posted by Sean88gt
                                You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                                You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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