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    anyone ever have them?? what do they feel like?? how long do they last??

    Originally posted by DOHCTR
    You sir are the poster child for "Go big or go home"!

  • #2
    I usually get them if enough assssstroglide wasn't used.

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    • #3
      If you reach back and your asshole feels like a bushel of miniature grapes, you got the rhoids.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by buick355 View Post
        i usually get them if enough assssstroglide wasn't used.
        qft
        http://dfwdirtriders.com/ New Website for the off road peeps

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
          If you reach back and your asshole feels like a bushel of miniature grapes being bitten by fire ants that are covered in itching powder, you got the rhoids.
          That's more like it.
          "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SNEAKY View Post
            qft
            Start bringing more

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            • #7
              jesus christ, first the heart attack thread, now ass bumps.

              Next we will be talking about what type of scooter to buy.


              Seriously though, go see a dr.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sleeper View Post
                jesus christ, first the heart attack thread, now ass bumps.

                Next we will be talking about what type of scooter to buy.


                Seriously though, go see a dr.
                I'm going with the Jazzy.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sleeper View Post
                  jesus christ, first the heart attack thread, now ass bumps.

                  Next we will be talking about what type of scooter to buy.


                  Seriously though, go see a dr.
                  Over a homo's ass-clit? Eat oatmeal and drink several gallons of water for a week, it'll snap back.

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                  • #10
                    would someone call skidmark and find out if i can make jokes in this thread? ahhhgratzi!

                    god bless.
                    It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                    • #11


                      i find relief by just tucking mine back in, but i only get them one at a time.
                      THE BAD HOMBRE

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by naynay View Post


                          i find relief by just tucking mine back in, but i only get them one at a time.
                          Classic.... Well played.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by naynay View Post


                            i find relief by just tucking mine back in, but i only get them one at a time.
                            I had internal hemorrhoids once. Apparently the best kind. They didn't hurt and I just shit out a little blood.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BradM View Post
                              I had internal hemorrhoids once. Apparently the best kind. They didn't hurt and I just shit out a little blood.
                              You could have been a porno super star!

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