Right now :: Passenger claims he poisoned a Tokyo -> Newark flight - still in the air

[Strychnine]

http://www.wfaa.com/news/national/211837281.html

FBI: Passenger claims he poisoned US-bound flight

Associated Press

Posted on June 17, 2013 at 12:14 PM

Updated today at 12:14 PM

NEWARK, New Jersey (AP) — FBI agents are going to meet an incoming flight at a New Jersey airport after reports that a passenger claimed he'd poisoned everybody on board.

United Airlines Flight 116 from Tokyo is scheduled to land at 2 p.m. Eastern on Monday at Newark Liberty Airport, outside New York City.

An FBI spokesman says the passenger stood up and made the statement several hours ago and that the decision was made to continue on to Newark.

93% chance of bullshit, but you never know.

Also, IMO, the headline should read "passenger beat unconscious and currently duct taped to his seat after announcing he poisoned a flight"

[Forever_frost]

This should be an interesting story

[talisman]

Oh, how I'd love to be sitting next to him.

[Frank]

Probably farted

[Mach1]

Oh, how I'd love to be sitting next to him.

no shit

[ELVIS]

nothing to see here. it was just skidmark vaping. its not poison, its water vapor.

god bless.

[KBScobravert]

Going to sleep. When I wake this better be bullshit or I am gonna shake my fist in anger.

<----flying for 16hours straight next week with a bunch of "foreigners" from Dubai to DFW.

[Gtracer]

Going to sleep. When I wake this better be bullshit or I am gonna shake my fist in anger.

<----flying for 16hours straight next week with a bunch of "foreigners" from Dubai to DFW.

Bwahahaha, good luck and remember to slap em with some bacon as you walk to your seat.

[jw33]

[Sean88gt]

I get twitchy on commercial airlines anyway - a symptom of my grandpa getting killed on a United flight. So if some shitbag announces that he has poisoned me, or done anything else that may fuck with my life, even if temporary, the staff is going the have to pry me off as I attempt to force his head into the no-longer-used ashtray.

[talisman]

I get twitchy on commercial airlines anyway - a symptom of my grandpa getting killed on a United flight. So if some shitbag announces that he has poisoned me, or done anything else that may fuck with my life, even if temporary, the staff is going the have to pry me off as I attempt to force his head into the no-longer-used ashtray.

Uhh, story please? Wtf?

[2165 Turbo Rail]

Sub'ing

[ceyko]

Flying sucks, it really really sucks.

[lowthreeohz]

updates? It's 3p on this coast... haven't seen anything updated online or on the news channels

[MattB]

Flying sucks, it really really sucks.

No shit. I think I've flown 30 times already this year. At least I only live 7 miles from DFW airport!