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    I have jury duty for the 2nd time in the last 2 years. WTF??? Thankfully last time I went in smelling like a bar wearing the same clothes from the night before last time. Anyone have some bright ideas on how to get out of it tomorrow? I didn't have the energy to go out drinking tonight.
    Wanna see my care face???

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    Don't show?
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    • #3
      Bring a half-empty bottle of whiskey to court?
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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      • #4
        LOL Both GREAT ideas!
        Wanna see my care face???

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Blakeski View Post
          I have jury duty for the 2nd time in the last 2 years. WTF??? Thankfully last time I went in smelling like a bar wearing the same clothes from the night before last time. Anyone have some bright ideas on how to get out of it tomorrow? I didn't have the energy to go out drinking tonight.
          Be a reasonable person and mention "jury nullification."

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          • #6
            Tell them you can't read when they first start.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by racrguy View Post
              Be a reasonable person and mention "jury nullification."
              OH!!! That would get very interesting. Me likey!
              Wanna see my care face???

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              • #8
                What do you have to do that's so damned important anyway?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Post
                  What do you have to do that's so damned important anyway?
                  Work mofo! Jury duty doesn't pay enough otherwise I wouldn't be having this problem.
                  Wanna see my care face???

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                  • #10
                    I hope you get chosen for a long ass trial, dickbag.
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                    HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                    • #11
                      Show up drunk, that'll teach them.
                      Originally posted by talisman
                      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                      Originally posted by AdamLX
                      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      Because fuck you, that's why
                      Originally posted by 80coupe
                      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena
                      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                      • #12
                        my wife just finished a two week trial as a juror. much to my surprise they increased the pay to $100 a day because of how long the trial was. on top of that her work pays her if she has jury duty too. win win!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Blakeski View Post
                          Work mofo! Jury duty doesn't pay enough otherwise I wouldn't be having this problem.
                          They'll let you off for jury duty. And money isn't everything.

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                          • #14
                            Ask them what color the defendant is.

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                            • #15
                              Ask if defendant is employed and a contributing member of society. If not, you are not his peer and should not be there to judge him.

                              That said.....I enjoyed my jury duty.
                              Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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