4 kinds of sex

[naynay]

saw this on my new home-board, thought i would share, for those who can maintain a marriage for more than a year

There are 4 kinds of sex, actually...

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU!"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer Screw you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

[abecx]

Lol oh man thanks, did you get this from myspace??//

[exlude]

Lol oh man thanks, did you get this from myspace??//

Lmao

[mustang_revival]

that's great, here's another duzy:

Make a wish!!!

Really, go on and make one!!!

Oh please.... theyll never go out with you!!!

Wish something else!!!

Not that, you moron!!!

Something else! Quick!!!

Is your finger getting tired yet?

STOP!!!!
Wasnt that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, heres what Ill do. First of all, if you dont send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of garbage. Its true! Because, you know, THIS letter isnt like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Heres how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
*20 to 674,951 people: 20 to 674,951 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and will napalm your house.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

[Buick355]

Lol oh man thanks, did you get this from myspace??//

More like Friendster

[Binky]

[Unicorn Jeff]

This foo has lost his damn mind.

[sig239]

saw this on my new home-board, thought i would share, for those who can maintain a marriage for more than a year

YOu forgot prison sex, something you know about.

[downshift_me]

No getting stabbed sex....no care.

[351Coupe]

I'm in the hall phase right now. Well, with my wife.

[Silverback]

dont we have a joke forum?

[IHaveAMustang]

6 years, still pushing the "house sex" though lately it's been bedroom sex because we are temporarily housing my Cousin because his house closing is taking aorg E R N I T Y. EDIT: <- wtf...fixed that three times...won't let me change it!!

Still, fun to bang it out on the couch when we can.

[ELVIS]

dont we have a joke forum?

that doesnt even qualify as a joke.

god bless.

[Silverback]

that doesnt even qualify as a joke.

god bless.

Don't we have a BAD joke forum?

[Nash B.]

Don't we have a BAD joke forum?

Theology forum?