The more you drink, the smarter you are.

[talisman]

I'm a goddamned genius.


Go ahead, order that second beer: You deserve it because you're so smart. According to the greatest study in the history of science (we're only slightly exaggerating), smarter people tend to drink "more frequently and in greater quantities" than their duller, drier peers. In two studies conducted in the United States and United Kingdom, children's intelligence was measured and categorized in five groups ranging from "very dull" to "very bright." When the study participants were assessed later in life (the Brits checked in from their 20s to their 40s) the "brighter" kids were the ones who emptied more glasses more often. Why? No one is exactly sure yet. Anybody want to drink on it?

http://m.now.msn.com/smarter-people-drink-more-study-says

[black2002ls]

That explains a lot...

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[DallasSleeper]

I like to think of brain cells like I think of the buffalo. The weak and sick either get killed off by the elements or by natural selection, thus making the herd stronger and faster since they no longer need to slow down...

[likeitfast55]

I'm a goddamned genius.


Go ahead, order that second beer: You deserve it because you're so smart. According to the greatest study in the history of science (we're only slightly exaggerating), smarter people tend to drink "more frequently and in greater quantities" than their duller, drier peers. In two studies conducted in the United States and United Kingdom, children's intelligence was measured and categorized in five groups ranging from "very dull" to "very bright." When the study participants were assessed later in life (the Brits checked in from their 20s to their 40s) the "brighter" kids were the ones who emptied more glasses more often. Why? No one is exactly sure yet. Anybody want to drink on it?

http://m.now.msn.com/smarter-people-...ore-study-says

I guess that article was not written by a Mormon.

[bcoop]

I swear this is a repost, but don't care enough to dig up the original. Notice the date on the article.

[yellowstang]

I swear this is a repost, but don't care enough to dig up the original. Notice the date on the article.

It took that long to publish it, they were all drunk

[Craizie]

I'm the smartest man alive!

[Baron Von Crowder]

Explain Steve then.

[talisman]

Explain Steve then.

There went that theory. Thanks a lot, asshole.

[Snatch Napkin]

I swear this is a repost, but don't care enough to dig up the original. Notice the date on the article.

It is. Strychnine posted it a while back.


I'm pretty sure you, myself, and Eric all posted in it too.


I'm about to get smarter with another lesson plan for the day.

[bcoop]

Explain Steve then.

There's always an exception to the rule. My rule that the more psychotic a chick is, the better she is in bed has an exception as well. Fortunately, I'm not the one that found the exception to that rule.


That's why people who say "You never stick your dick in crazy" have no fucking idea what they are missing out on.

[Snatch Napkin]

Well, shit. I thought he posted it. I do recall the thread, though.

[Strychnine]

It is. Strychnine posted it a while back.


I'm pretty sure you, myself, and Eric all posted in it too.


I'm about to get smarter with another lesson plan for the day.

It's all good. It deserves a 6 month auto-bump.

link: You drink a lot because you're super smart

[Snatch Napkin]

I just found that fucker too.


Whoo hoo!!! I'll drink to being smart!

[talisman]

It's all good. It deserves a 6 month auto-bump.

link: You drink a lot because you're super smart

Sumbitch. Obviously, I've drank since then. Nice time capsule though!