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Why does it always remind you, when you forgot about eating it ? 
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"Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
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Did your "partner" have a kernel stuck to his pecker again? -
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"Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
my heart goes out to others who are there to make amends".Comment
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Tina Fey tweeted : "Honestly, why do I even bother to chew corn any more."Comment
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I guy I worked with farted, and noticed something felt weird in the back of his shorts. So he shook the shorts a few times and 4 kernals of corn fell out. He ran to the bathroom to check his undies for more damage but they were clean. So it was just the corn that laun ched out of there.Comment
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What you need, is a damn question mark in your title line, and no space between the end of your sentence and question mark you did use.ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! hehComment
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The old saying at my house: Corn today; corn tomorrow.Comment
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Thought that was going to be about that shitty band.70' Chevelle RagTop
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”- Thomas A EdisonComment
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Even worse...
I got one better than that...I went to college with a girl that babysat for a couple of friends. She told me that one time the 18 month old was crawling around on the floor with a diaper on. The kid appeared to be eating something. Apparently what happened is that the day before, the kid's parents had fed it corn. It had shat whole corn kernels into his diaper and apparently when crawling around on the floor, the diaper gapped at the leg, letting said kernals out on the floor. The 18 month old discovered the delectable treats and was crawling around in circles on the floor eating partially digested corn that had come out of it's own ass. LOL...Originally posted by cool cat View PostComment
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Rofl! I'm also ROFL'ing at the fact you're referring to the kid as an "it"Originally posted by Hicompression View PostComment
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You don't buy corn...you just rent it for a little while.Comment
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