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What's next. I feel ripped off because a Senator or other elected official doesn't hold his promised end of the bargain...so pop, off to the morgue they go and I am off scott free!
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Bitch better put out! Or get outGOD BLESS TEXAS
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Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!Comment
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Only if that promise was sex for money. And it must be at night apparently.Originally posted by Zfan View PostComment
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Whether she puts out or not, she's getting shot!Comment
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The story neglected to include the fact he was Muslim.Comment
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Not sure if serious...Originally posted by 03trubluGT View PostI don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.Comment
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This reminds me of when I would play grand theft auto.. I would pay a hooker the most expensive fee, not see anything happening, then blast her dome when she got out to get my money back.Comment
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Reminds me of when I met your mother.Comment
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You ain't got to lie, Craig!Comment
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