Medical physical... Etiquette?

[MustangPoser]

I had a physical last week. Upon drop em, I did. I turned around, and faced away. Whoops.
How did I know it was a hernia check and not a fucking hemorrhoid check?

I haven't laughed that hard from this site in awhile

[Buick355]

Nothing worse than having a Dr explore your stinky hairy asshole.

[HarrisonTX]

I haven't laughed that hard from this site in awhile

yea dude, he was seated too. About a foot in front of me. One of the few times in my life I've been speechless from embarrassment.

[Wish4svts]

I wouldn't put much thought into it.

Like that commercial says... "Don't die of embarrassment".

Oh I agree, I've never cared or been embarrassed to drop em, male or female doc. Just curious if I was the only one not covering my dick.

[Tyrone Biggums]

I drop 'em and put my hands on my hips so the room can bask in my glory. Seriously, I can understand a child trying to cover up his weenus, but an adult who's afraid to expose himself to the doc? Those other Nancy's are the weird ones, not you.

[helosailor]

Not one comment about doing the helicopter spin?

[jefehbk]

I had to go to a female doctor one time to get my knee looked at and without thinking I wore jeans instead of shorts. Well the doc says the jeans will not work and in her words..."lose the jeans".

I told her upfront..."Doc, I am going commando just so you know." Her response was quick...."Its nothing i have not seen before, so lose the jeans." I really have no humility....

[KBScobravert]

Okay, short story.

Our yearly physical is done in Dubai contracted out to Occumed. They send you through stations like cattle. When you get to the physician, a male Iraqi doctor. He tells you take your pants off and set them in the corner on the chair. Then tells you to stand there while he talks to you. Weird, my junk is in the wind and you want to talk about my weight, etc.? Very awkward. Not just a drop, cup "give me a cough" and pull 'em up. Nope stand there while he jabbers on for a few minutes. But doesn't stop getting weird there. He then has you lay on the table and pushes and pokes shit. Finally down off the table you get the cup and cough and told to get dressed like he just used you.

I always leave there and go shower in the fetal position while I cry.

[Frank]

Okay, short story.

Our yearly physical is done in Dubai contracted out to Occumed....

Did anyone else read that as "Achmed" too? LOL

"Silence! I KEEL you and fondle your balls"

[Damnittsteve]

I take a shit there and they usually put me through the "express lane"

[GeorgeG.]

I try to go in with a boner just to add to the awkwardness.

and in case the guy before me was a black dude...gotta try to compete

[Baron Von Crowder]

I hate when I have to do one. One side looks like a marble in a sac, the other looks like a marble and sack or worms. Always has, and they always get all uppedy about it for a second.

[silverranger]

I do the same thing but I put my hands on my hips and do a pelvic thrust like the 3 amigos.

Just spit my damn drink out thank you sir

[kingjason]

My female Dr., has me strip and get into a gown, she has me scoot to the edge of the exam table and grabs my cock with one hand and marbles my balls around for a few seconds.

Scale of one to ten how does she look?


When I was all screwed up last year I had two doctors do the ole poke test. Neither doctor thought I had hernias. Then I went to a hernia specialist and holy shit that was not pleasant. In about 15 seconds (that's what she said), he told me I had bi lateral hernias. I held my junk up and he proceeded to take his thumbs and work around under my balls as he had the balls pinned to my pelvic area. He would press up from the bottom with thumbs and roll the boys at the same time hard against my pelvis. He was not gentle either. Now I question if the other way works at all.

Six months later I was taking a physical and the extremely cute doc asked me what I did for a living. We then started talking about guns for her CHL and what I carried on me at the time. She actually grew up around guns and was cool as hell. Towards the end of the exam we were talking about my hernia surgery and she asked if she needed to check that. I said nah I am fine just the occasional phantom pains. I get up off the table and she says out of the blue "pull it out let me see what you are working with". I stopped dead in my tracks and looked at her very puzzled. She said "you know your gun". I think she knew the response was going to be of shock but was screwing with me. We talked guns for a few minutes and I was done. Best line ever in a doctors office.

[MustangPoser]

. He was not gentle either. Now I question if the other way works at all.

That's interesting because the last two times I've had a check it seemed like the doctor was weighing them rather than looking for something.