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  • Originally posted by jluv View Post
    There once was a guy named Sebastian.
    He was stubborn and kind of old-fashioned.
    He pissed in a goblet,
    And every last droplet,
    Was red like the color of passion.

    Well, this just could not be ignored.
    So, he posted a pic on the board.
    His girl came home for lunch
    She thought it was punch
    And now Seb lives upstairs with the Lord.



    RIP Sebastian!
    ha!
    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    • Originally posted by jluv View Post
      There once was a guy named Sebastian.
      He was stubborn and kind of old-fashioned.
      He pissed in a goblet,
      And every last droplet,
      Was red like the color of passion.

      Well, this just could not be ignored.
      So, he posted a pic on the board.
      His girl came home for lunch
      She thought it was punch
      And now Seb lives upstairs with the Lord.



      RIP Sebastian!
      I read that as a customer walked up, he looked at me like I was crazy. Thanks, Jared.

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      • Pissed blood for a day or two after running a marathon once, ran 5 others and never had the problem again.

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        • If peeing blood, and a testy hurts, See a Urulogist (sp).... Stones for me have never hurt any testes. Its a different track
          Some cars and a bike...

          Some say... they have been raced, some a lot

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          • Originally posted by 4eyedwillie View Post
            Dude oxy's are your friend! Hydrocodone's did nothing for my stone I had to have the oxy's and it took 5 freakin day's to come out. Even with the oxy's I felt some pain.
            pussy

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            • One of the chicks at another office keeled over 3 days ago and wound up in surgery with a 2 day stay and a nice scar from a stone. Luckily, the ER was a short wheelchair ride from the office, haha.

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              • Fucking gold in here. Just none in SEB's goblet. hahaha
                Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                • Originally posted by 8mpg View Post
                  pussy
                  Thankfully I've never had a kidney stone, but isn't oxycodone massive overkill for something like that? I was under the impression oxy was reserved for shit like terminal cancer patients.
                  Originally posted by BradM
                  But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                  Originally posted by Leah
                  In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                  • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                    Thankfully I've never had a kidney stone, but isn't oxycodone massive overkill for something like that? I was under the impression oxy was reserved for shit like terminal cancer patients.
                    Heck, I know a guy who got it prescribed for back pain. The dude's not crippled or anything like that.

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                    • I used to get Oxy for back pain. I eventually told my doctor to stop and put me back on Vicoden. Damn Oxy screwed me up. LOL
                      Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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                      • Originally posted by SC457A View Post
                        If peeing blood, and a testy hurts, See a Urulogist (sp).... Stones for me have never hurt any testes. Its a different track
                        the nut on the side the stone is passing on usually hurts for me.

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                        • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                          Thankfully I've never had a kidney stone, but isn't oxycodone massive overkill for something like that? I was under the impression oxy was reserved for shit like terminal cancer patients.
                          Stones freakin hurt. I have had broken ribs, collarbone, damn near broke my nose, crushed 7 fingers at different times. I know pain, well kinda, stones have been the worst.
                          Some cars and a bike...

                          Some say... they have been raced, some a lot

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                          • Originally posted by 8mpg View Post
                            pussy
                            Typed by someone that has never had a stone obviously! It freakin hurt even with the oxy. Felt like a 6 inch knife twisting in my kidney.

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                            • Originally posted by BradM View Post
                              Get your woman to suck it out.
                              great minds think alike!

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                              • How does the pain rate when compared to...say...an arm-bar?

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