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Originally posted by jluv View PostThere once was a guy named Sebastian.
He was stubborn and kind of old-fashioned.
He pissed in a goblet,
And every last droplet,
Was red like the color of passion.
Well, this just could not be ignored.
So, he posted a pic on the board.
His girl came home for lunch
She thought it was punch
And now Seb lives upstairs with the Lord.
RIP Sebastian!
Jarod you are to much! Mad love for you bro. My elbow still hurts btwGOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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Originally posted by lo3oz View PostOuch, they doing lithotripsy or a scope? If the latter, tell him the next week is gonna SUCK. My last was an 8mm but somehow managed to wedge itself inside the uretur.. fuck living through that again
But in way worse pain. They have me on 2 mg of morphine every two hours with zofran
I barfed my guts up when they gave me 4 mg morphine and the pain was worseGOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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Damn man, hope you get well soon.
Remember: This too shall pass.Originally posted by davbrucasI want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.
Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?
You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.
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shit man, sorry to hear about this
I hope you get through it with as little pain as possible. GWS!
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Make sure you get a stint(sp?) W string tied to it Otherwise they'll be going back in a few days from now. Also if when you have that 'pinched a pee off' pain (you'll see) make sure to tell them as they have a med to numb that. Best wishes man, I've been exactly where you are.
Ps, you're going to wake up from surgery with a raging boner, and will probably start crying immediately. Enjoy!
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Feel better soon, Seb!Token Split Tail
Originally posted by slow99Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.Originally posted by Pokulski-BlatzYou are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.
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