Oh dear, if only I wanted to get specific about some of my past sexual escapades; I've actually participated in some scenes that aren't too far off from that, darling. And it doesn't bother me at all. You strike me as strictly a missionary type guy, providing that wild 4 minutes while your wife yawns and thinks about who she's going to vote for on next weeks Dancing With The Stars.
She's probably thinking of what you are fantasizing about me since you seem to have this huge mancrush on me. I mean, you making off the wall and unwarranted references about me makes me think you can't quit me.
What is it about me that you like? Is is the masculine figure, the ginger hair, the bravado?
C'mon Arnold, just accept the fact you can't have me.
Your wife is thinking about me while she is having sex with you? Well that's an unsettling admission. lmao, wow.
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