Top 10 songs that make you drive fast!

[71chevellejohn]

One more thing - Wrong Forum.

[Denny]

How can I put this nicely...STOP BEING A PUSSY!

A band can SUCK and still put out 1 or 2 good songs! I'm not saying any of the shallow troglodytes who post here, beat down by weak wills and pier pressure have to go out and buy a fucking Nickleback T-Shirt! I'm saying, I like THIS song and it makes me want to haul ass! You don't?...I'm cool with that, but stay off my dick!

And by the way, Elton John sings some good shit and it's Sir Elton John, he with more money than God, so you can suck is rainbow flag flying Willy, Bitches! No, he doesn't sing anything that makes me want to drive fast.

Now...please kindly post some adrenyl gland inspiring tunes or go back to sitting alone in your car in front of the middle school eyeballing the teen chick with your zipper down and a new paper over your lap!

You must have shitty-dick breath if you're correcting us on his bogus title.

[PandaBear]

Bad Habit - The Offspring

x100

[Jonny00GT]

That proves they can play somebody else's song... that doesn't mean that "Burn it to the ground" sounds like Metallica.

So why don't you run along, recess will be over soon.

LOL...I'm sorry...was something you said supposed to put an exclamation point on your opinion that magically turned it into fact? In 3 posts, I don't see any music from you. Did the title of this thread confuse you? Did anything I've said so far sound remotely like "Please post your opinions on drive fast music in here so duche bags can come in and critique your tastes"?

Post some music, or be gone!

[Jimbo]

That proves they can play somebody else's song... that doesn't mean that "Burn it to the ground" sounds like Metallica.

I just went and listened to that song, because I was interested in your argument. It kinda stunk, and sounded nothing like metallica, and for some reason, the lead singer had his hair straightened like an 18 year old girl would.

[Sean88gt]

How can I put this nicely...STOP BEING A PUSSY!

A band can SUCK and still put out 1 or 2 good songs! I'm not saying any of the shallow troglodytes who post here, beat down by weak wills and pier pressure have to go out and buy a fucking Nickleback T-Shirt! I'm saying, I like THIS song and it makes me want to haul ass! You don't?...I'm cool with that, but stay off my dick!

And by the way, Elton John sings some good shit and it's Sir Elton John, he with more money than God, so you can suck is rainbow flag flying Willy, Bitches! No, he doesn't sing anything that makes me want to drive fast.

Now...please kindly post some adrenyl gland inspiring tunes or go back to sitting alone in your car in front of the middle school eyeballing the teen chick with your zipper down and a new paper over your lap!

Wait wait wait....I'm being called a pussy by a Nickleback fanboy? That is fucking greatness!

AND you rock out to Elton? I'll listen to a few of his songs as a guilty pleasure but not as inspiration while driving fast down the rumble strips on the side of the road with 2 fingers in my asshole debating whether I should grab the next gear or push deeper into my prostate as he bellow 'Rocket Man' so I can spill my shamed seed on the driver seat.

And why would I use new paper if I'm jerking off? It's far too rigid.

[Jimbo]

LOL...I'm sorry...was something you said supposed to put an exclamation point on your opinion that magically turned it into fact? In 3 posts, I don't see any music from you. Did the title of this thread confuse you? Did anything I've said so far sound remotely like "Please post your opinions on drive fast music in here so duche bags can come in and critique your tastes"?

Post some music, or be gone!

Wow, you must really love nickel back.

[The King]

How can I put this nicely...STOP BEING A PUSSY!

A band can SUCK and still put out 1 or 2 good songs! I'm not saying any of the shallow troglodytes who post here, beat down by weak wills and pier pressure have to go out and buy a fucking Nickleback T-Shirt! I'm saying, I like THIS song and it makes me want to haul ass! You don't?...I'm cool with that, but stay off my dick!

And by the way, Elton John sings some good shit and it's Sir Elton John, he with more money than God, so you can suck is rainbow flag flying Willy, Bitches! No, he doesn't sing anything that makes me want to drive fast.

Now...please kindly post some adrenyl gland inspiring tunes or go back to sitting alone in your car in front of the middle school eyeballing the teen chick with your zipper down and a new paper over your lap!

This crap reads like a Big Studly e-faggot post.

[Jonny00GT]

You must have shitty-dick breath if you're correcting us on his bogus title.

Gay bashing. Nice. What a quality human being you are!

Also haven't seen anything of worth from you in this thread. Post what YOU like, or go away.

[Jonny00GT]

Wait wait wait....I'm being called a pussy by a Nickleback fanboy? That is fucking greatness!

AND you rock out to Elton? I'll listen to a few of his songs as a guilty pleasure but not as inspiration while driving fast down the rumble strips on the side of the road with 2 fingers in my asshole debating whether I should grab the next gear or push deeper into my prostate as he bellow 'Rocket Man' so I can spill my shamed seed on the driver seat.

And why would I use new paper if I'm jerking off? It's far too rigid.

LOL! That was good shit! Witty, well said and funny! Consistency of new paper...hadn't thought of that.

[Sean88gt]

Gay bashing. Nice. What a quality human being you are!

Also haven't seen anything of worth from you in this thread. Post what YOU like, or go away.

Apparently you failed the pushing back test.

[Sean88gt]

LOL! That was good shit! Witty, well said and funny! Consistency of new paper...hadn't thought of that.

I've been told I'm a cocksman and a word smith.

[Jonny00GT]

This crap reads like a Big Studly e-faggot post.

More gay bashing as a form of put down. Wow.
At least you posted a song.

[mystic96]

Bush - Machinehead

Rob Zombie - Dragula

Metallica - Fuel

[Jonny00GT]

Bush - Machinehead

Rob Zombie - Dragula
Metallica - Fuel

Definitely in my list!