kidney stone!

[Shorty]

I got a pocket full of stooooones

[lowthreeohz]

had like 10 and been admitted 4-5 times for them. my biggest was an 8mm and was lodged part way down the uretur sideways. Lithotripsy didn't work so they went up my dick hole all the way to the kidney then blasted it apart with lasers.

those of you that don't know what they look like, google that shit. then imagine pissing it.

[Cobraman]

had like 10 and been admitted 4-5 times for them. my biggest was an 8mm and was lodged part way down the uretur sideways. Lithotripsy didn't work so they went up my dick hole all the way to the kidney then blasted it apart with lasers.

those of you that don't know what they look like, google that shit. then imagine pissing it.

I've heard peeing it out isn't the worst part. Doctor and a few people i've talked to say that you hardly even notice.

[crapstang]

Damn. Sorry man :/

[RWhite]

Standby for blow by blow account of my kidney stone…….

I was 40 or so when I had my (hopefully one and only) kidney stone attack. I was at work, had a slight pain in my lower back. Went up to the head and the pain intensity was doubling by the minute! By the time I got to the restroom, the pain was unbearable, in my back left side and I could barely stand up. I was sweating so much, my tee shirt was (no shit) soaking wet.

I drove myself to the ER in Plano and they ran a dye test and found the stone, in the upper part of my kidney, so it would be awhile for it to travel down the tubes and out. I got some heavy duty pain killer, told to drink a lot of water and went home to wait it out. After a few days of pain coming and going every 3-5 hours, if it had not been for the pain killers, I would have been in worse shape. In my case, I could tell the little booger was slowly traveling down the tubes on my left side, as that is where the pain was. At the hospital, they had given me a thing called a hat, you placed in the toilet to pee into to catch the stone when it plopped out. Well, it kind of did that in my case. I was standing there over the toilet for the umpteenth time and all of a sudden, the pain got worse for a nano-second and then out plopped a tiny little black looking speck amongst the pee. No more pain, no more nothing! Success at last!

Hope this never happens again. I am almost 70 now and over the years when I thought it might be happening again, I would start gulping water like a race horse! I would not wish that pain on anyone!

[lowthreeohz]

I've heard peeing it out isn't the worst part. Doctor and a few people i've talked to say that you hardly even notice.

at 4mm, you should be fine. i believe that the urinary tract can dilate to ~6mm worst case and the kidney->bladder is the smallest part. the doctors were confused at how the 8mm stone in my ureter got there.

Rwhite - i feel your pain. literally. i once was an hour out in the desert (pahrump nevada) at a jet ski race when i started passing a stone. after spending 30-40 min trying to figure out what was going on i finally told my old man what was up and that we needed to get back to vegas. the drive is an hour or so, and i begged him to just shoot me the whole way. that pain is almost as bad as any torture i can imagine. the best way i can describe it is being stabbed in the kidney with an ice pick and simultaneously having your nuts pinched in a vice.

[Cobraman]

Luckily I haven't had to deal with much pain. When the attack happened it was only about 30 min until I was able to get my hands on some hydracodone to help. I'm also very lucky that I have a very low tolerance when it comes to pain pills. I've been on them since and I don't really feel anything at all until they wear off and it is wwIII. I've been drinking a ton of water and taking the herbal supplement, so hopefully I'll make it through without much pain.

[4eyedwillie]

Be ready to piss blood and blood clots for a few days (shudder) that's a special feeling after having what feels like a wire brush blow thru your johnson. Mine was stuck in my kidney and it felt like a 6 " knife was in my back being twisted and turned constantly.

[SS Junk]

It isn't really an age based thing. People of all ages get em.

Stop with the shit diet then, son.

[talisman]

Jesus, some of these replies make me cringe. I've never had one, and hope to keep it that way. I mainly drink coke and water throughout the day, with a pint of coffee and milk in the morning. Some days I drink 4 or 5 sodas, I suppose I should probably quit doing that.

[Cobraman]

Stop with the shit diet then, son.

I won't lie, I have a terrible diet. Classymotherfuckers can't be eating salads.

[idrivea4banger]

Im going to drink a big gulp later today in honor of all the stones that have passed.

[SS Junk]

i won't lie, i have a terrible diet. Classymotherfuckers can't be eating salads.

f0 five six f0 lyfe!

[Mychael101]

Kidney stone or a piece of shit that got backed up?

x2 on the lmao!

[KBScobravert]

I won't lie, I have a terrible diet. Classymotherfuckers can't be eating salads.

Salad is for poor people. Remember that when you want to cut your own dick off when that stone gets stuck and it feels like it is on fire. lol