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**Snatch Napkin** · 05-22-2013, 11:37 AM

I think the botched plastic surgery to look like Priscilla Presley turns me off more than her weight.

**asphaltjunkie** · 05-22-2013, 12:17 PM

Since when do you guys have standards?

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**Snatch Napkin** · 05-22-2013, 12:18 PM

Ever since my love affair with my right hand started.

**Damnittsteve** · 05-22-2013, 12:29 PM

id be more worried about her grand canyon of love

**Treasure Chest** · 05-22-2013, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by bcoop View Post

A) They are all crazy in your neck of the woods.

I was going to refute this claim, but I've got nothing.

**stephen4785** · 05-22-2013, 04:45 PM

Who the hell would for that? If your gonna spend money on it I would assume you would get a really good looking chick.

**bcoop** · 05-22-2013, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post

I was going to refute this claim, but I've got nothing.

Squirrel turds, darlin'. Squirrel turds.

**Treasure Chest** · 05-22-2013, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by bcoop View Post

Squirrel turds, darlin'. Squirrel turds.

I'm comparatively sane.....it's sad.

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