Tarrant County jury duty

[CJ]

They also like people that sit there and be quiet.

#1 way to get out of jury duty - shit your pants. Works every time. This pretty much applies to all situations.

[Baron Von Crowder]

#1 way to get out of jury duty - shit your pants. Works every time. This pretty much applies to all situations.

we had a dude shit himself where I work, he was in a meeting with the big dogs about to get fired. He shit his pants, cleaned them out the best he could, and went back into the meeting. The VP said something to the effect of " hey dumbass, we were about to fire you, get the fuck out of here" when he walked back in, kaki's covered in shit.

[CJ]

we had a dude shit himself where I work, he was in a meeting with the big dogs about to get fired. He shit his pants, cleaned them out the best he could, and went back into the meeting. The VP said something to the effect of " hey dumbass, we were about to fire you, get the fuck out of here" when he walked back in, kaki's covered in shit.

Wow, that's pretty bad.

[GeorgeG.]

We're allowed to take tablets/laptops. I took mine but wasn't there long enough. We had 5 court cancellations and I wasn't needed. I found out you can also take drinks...I was bummed out since I left my coffee in the truck.

I was selected another time about 2 years ago. It was for some drunk guy that showed his genitals outside of a bar and a woman was offended I guess and pressed charges. Once they started asking me some questions, I had stated that some people need to grow thicker skin...I was dismissed shortly after. Thinking back now, I kick myself for not coming up with something better.

[Machx2]

Here is Ellis county they line you up from "most likely to be selected" to least likely. They base it off that questionnaire they send in the mail that you take with you. I am always the "least likely" out of about 60 people. They didn't even ask my whole row of people any questions (3rd row)

[DFWtechie]

I had it in FTW once, It for a very upstanding individual who was caught in possession of a stolen truck. He claimed it was given to him. I told them well he is defiantly guilty of something. He may not have stole it but he was driving so he I guess he is guilty of possession but not theft. About 5 minutes later I was dismissed.

[71chevellejohn]

We're allowed to take tablets/laptops. I took mine but wasn't there long enough. We had 5 court cancellations and I wasn't needed. I found out you can also take drinks...I was bummed out since I left my coffee in the truck.

I was selected another time about 2 years ago. It was for some drunk guy that showed his genitals outside of a bar and a woman was offended I guess and pressed charges. Once they started asking me some questions, I had stated that some people need to grow thicker skin...I was dismissed shortly after. Thinking back now, I kick myself for not coming up with something better.

BYOB? and do they serve setups?

[YALE]

Sounds good until you get that gang rape case?

I guarantee my uncle could do that one straight faced. He's like Levi crazy, but calm about it.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I guarantee my uncle could do that one straight faced. He's like Levi crazy, but calm about it.

Fucking LOL. Where does this uncle live?

[YALE]

Fucking LOL. Where does this uncle live?

Maryland. He's a lawyer at a big civil engineering firm.

[Bassics]

You might be on jury for some asswipe who fucked you over in the past. The less said during voire dire the better. LOL