anyone elses wife masturbate in their sleep?

[downshift_me]

Haha, greatness.

[2000 vert]

Wait until you've been married for 20 years, by then you're hoping she won't wake up until you're done.

Lmao!!! Been married 17 years and can totally relate!

[A+]

Lmao!!! Been married 17 years and can totally relate!

I was relating by year 2

[crapstang]

Poke her with your penis and wake her up!

[JP135]

No bullshit. Caught me off guard at first, until I realized WTF was going on. Must say it's a bit odd, but it is what it is. Anyone else dealt with this before?

Did she mumble my name?

[SSMAN]

I have to say, that would be hot.

[Sean88gt]

The value on sleep sharply increases the longer you've been married.

On a side note, if your wife is diddling herself while sleeping then you're not doing your job and she's not dreaming about you.

[BlackSnake]

Asleep is her excuse. She awake...

[A+]

I have to say, that would be hot.

Most def , I'd probably have to one out right next to her....skeet all over the place.

[RuStYpNuS]

I'd have put it on her mouth.......just saying

[lincolnboy]

wake her up with a golden shower.

[GE]

wake her up with a golden shower.

making masturbating?

[line-em-up]

Don't say a word to her.

My significant other use to ride her horse bareback and then come back horny. I mentioned to her that I noticed it and I guess it killed her buzz because she quit doing it.

[helosailor]

The value on sleep sharply increases the longer you've been married.

On a side note, if your wife is diddling herself while sleeping then you're not doing your job and she's not dreaming about you.

True story.

[Buick355]

Need video.