People complaining on here in general

[Big A]

[stevo]

See quote in my sig...


Stevo

[White_lightning]

you know what i hate???

its FINE to say " BLACK POWER"... or have a " GAY PRIDE " sticker on your car..

but a "white power" or " Straight and proud" and you are being a racist biggot who hates everyone..

well i do have everyone.. but i spread the hate equally.

[Silverback]

[krazy kris]

It's the Jewish Rick James

[JP135]

you know what i hate???

its FINE to say " BLACK POWER"... or have a " GAY PRIDE " sticker on your car..

but a "white power" or " Straight and proud" and you are being a racist biggot who hates everyone..

well i do have everyone.. but i spread the hate equally.

Oh, now I REALLY hate this thread! I'm pretty sure you're talking about some of my E Texas neighbors. Screw coffee. This time it's just anger.

You see how I put "really" in bold italicized text and underlined it? That's how you know it just got REAL.




Edit: And I didn't mean my neighbors would be gay/anti gay. I just meant the racial part. I feel like it's important to point that out.

[SVT Lurch]

[stevo]

Oh, now I REALLY hate this thread! I'm pretty sure you're talking about some of my E Texas neighbors. Screw coffee. This time it's just anger.

You see how I put "really" in bold italicized text and underlined it? That's how you know it just got REAL.

Hey now, we don't take too kindly to that type of shit.

Stevo

[naynay]

i forgot how bad feldman spells!

[Big A]

Edit: And I didn't mean my neighbors would be gay/anti gay. I just meant the racial part. I feel like it's important to point that out.

Yeah, because blind hatred based on race is so much more acceptable than blind hatred based on sexual orientation.

[jasone]

Let me tell you about the time I was failing Math class.

It was the summer of 2005, I think. I was a scholarship student to Texas A&M. My mom was an alcoholic and my dad was never really around. He was occasionally abusive due to what I think was a drug addiction. I'd always not quite fitted in at school. My lack of social skills led me to seek recluse in academia. By night I'd just read. This one time when I was about 13, the police arrested Dad, and I had to spend the night with my uncle. He was a brilliant polymath- no idea about practical things, but he had a passion for learning. That night, I was tearful and alone, and he tried to take my mind off things by introducing me to some more advanced mathematics. I finally found a passion for something. Even when dad was released, I ended up spending more and more time with my uncle.

Eventually, when I was 16, he gained custody after I became sick of my dad's alcohol abuse. Fueled by my love of math, I graduated most classes with full credit, and my uncle encouraged me to apply to Texas A&M.

The problem was not just getting in. The problem was the atmosphere. I was a small town kid with severe social anxiety issues. I was under immense pressure to perform and I felt I couldn't compete with some of the intellectual heavyweights present. During this time I was also increasingly aware of my lowly sexual status. I was worried that I would die alone without experiencing sex- my attempts to secure a one night stand were mostly unsuccessful.

Anyway, my grades were really failing thanks to my social worries. It was about this time that my few friends started complaining about how lecherous our teacher had been to them, pressuring them for sexual favors in return for better grades. Suddenly, a plan came to mind.

The next paper I had back, my professor asked to see me after class. She sat down in front of me. Her perfume was overpowering... almost sexy in that old lady sort of way. "This really isn't acceptable, Matt", she shook her head, "I don't see how long you can go like this. You'll end up failing".

I leaned into her, pressing my crotch against her. "Really Professor? Is there anything I can do... to help?"

This caught her attention. She approached me, her lips practically next to mine. "Well, you'll have to give me everything...I...need."

I asked her, roughly, "What do you need?". She looked into my eyes and replied "I need about tree fiddy".

It was at this point that I realized my professor was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era.

"I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness Monster!" I yelled as she shuffled off into the sunset, "Get your own goddamn money!"

holy shit, is that true??!!

[Big A]

i forgot how bad feldman spells!

I hadn't realised it either.

[AdamLX]

A lot of colourful posts going on in here.

[Big A]

holy shit, is that true??!!

As true as any other reader story in Furburger magazine.

[White_lightning]

IM POSTING IN ALL CAPS NOW.. THAT MEANS I'M REALLY MAD..


hey nay nay... i know how to spell just fine...
"obama is an idiot"

see. not one error...