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Fuck you clown!
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And here I thought people cared about me
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He'll piss in a glass!Comment
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He will show up at your place of business and bust you in the da mouf!Originally posted by White_lightning View PostOriginally posted by SilverbackComment
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I hate threads about complaining about people complaining.07 GT500
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No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.Comment
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This thread is OK except for the references to clowns.....clowns are worthless SOBsComment
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Fuck all you worthless som'bitches!Comment
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Let me tell you about the time I was failing Math class.
It was the summer of 2005, I think. I was a scholarship student to Texas A&M. My mom was an alcoholic and my dad was never really around. He was occasionally abusive due to what I think was a drug addiction. I'd always not quite fitted in at school. My lack of social skills led me to seek recluse in academia. By night I'd just read. This one time when I was about 13, the police arrested Dad, and I had to spend the night with my uncle. He was a brilliant polymath- no idea about practical things, but he had a passion for learning. That night, I was tearful and alone, and he tried to take my mind off things by introducing me to some more advanced mathematics. I finally found a passion for something. Even when dad was released, I ended up spending more and more time with my uncle.
Eventually, when I was 16, he gained custody after I became sick of my dad's alcohol abuse. Fueled by my love of math, I graduated most classes with full credit, and my uncle encouraged me to apply to Texas A&M.
The problem was not just getting in. The problem was the atmosphere. I was a small town kid with severe social anxiety issues. I was under immense pressure to perform and I felt I couldn't compete with some of the intellectual heavyweights present. During this time I was also increasingly aware of my lowly sexual status. I was worried that I would die alone without experiencing sex- my attempts to secure a one night stand were mostly unsuccessful.
Anyway, my grades were really failing thanks to my social worries. It was about this time that my few friends started complaining about how lecherous our teacher had been to them, pressuring them for sexual favors in return for better grades. Suddenly, a plan came to mind.
The next paper I had back, my professor asked to see me after class. She sat down in front of me. Her perfume was overpowering... almost sexy in that old lady sort of way. "This really isn't acceptable, Matt", she shook her head, "I don't see how long you can go like this. You'll end up failing".
I leaned into her, pressing my crotch against her. "Really Professor? Is there anything I can do... to help?"
This caught her attention. She approached me, her lips practically next to mine. "Well, you'll have to give me everything...I...need."
I asked her, roughly, "What do you need?". She looked into my eyes and replied "I need about tree fiddy".
It was at this point that I realized my professor was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era.
"I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness Monster!" I yelled as she shuffled off into the sunset, "Get your own goddamn money!"Comment
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This is my official complaint about your thread complaining about others' complaining.Originally posted by davbrucasComment
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that was weird
THE BAD HOMBRE
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how about a "make your own button" button...Originally posted by White_lightning View PostOriginally posted by JesterFORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamerOriginally posted by DennyComment
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I started reading your post Matt.. got about 10 works in and was like FUCK THIS MOTHER FUCKER....
i STILL hate you for having to lay under Nay Nay POF 4th gen for 3 hours cutting off cross threaded Y pipe bolts with a dremmel.. fuck you all!2016 250 Mini dozer
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I blame it on the Jews.
This thread needs more Transformers stickers.
*SLAP*Comment
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oh awesome now the gooks are here...Originally posted by GE View Post2016 250 Mini dozer
No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.Comment
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