F()ck yall

[Silverback]

You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip, and you sure can't get money outta black n wild

I done told you fools....

[crapstang]

Naynay hangs with hipsters named Chet, Blane, and Reginald.

ELVIS hangs with homeys named Q and J Keesie.

Hood cred +1 for ELVIS.

ELVIS rolls in a vert (or so the legend says...) +1 hood cred for ELVIS, once again.

[Silverback]

Naynay hangs with hipsters named Chet, Blane, and Reginald.

ELVIS hangs with homeys named Q and J Keesie.

Hood cred +1 for ELVIS.

[Nash B.]

I'll call Elvis a wigga to his face for $100.

Shit, all you've gotta do for $100 is sing mumble the words to "Purple Rain."

[Silverback]

Naynay wishes he was half as street as Elvis was in the 90s.

[ELVIS]

I'll call Elvis a wigga to his face for $100.

Jody, there's no charge for that.

God bless.

[slow99]

Can't charge. Credit is bad??

God bless.

I'll call Elvis a wigga to his face for $100.

[ELVIS]

Charge it to da game... Or did mom cut off your expense account?

Can't charge. Credit is bad??

God bless.

[Silverback]

Charge it to da game... Or did mom cut off your expense account?

[racrguy]

Pardon me, I'm just here for the cross link.

http://www.dfwmustangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=45158

[LaserSVT]

really how much to do the coils/plugs? if you give me half ass answers and vague "appointment" times again i'll just fix it myself again i throw you a bone and you wanna sit there sniffin it

$1200



Actually that's still cheaper than the Ford dealer so...... $1800.

Have fun removing your heads.


Also, vague appointment times? I gave you options and you said "I will be there no latter than 11am" and of course you did not show. You then said you would fix it yourself and asked me how to do it. I told you, because I am a nice guy, and you still didn't fix it. You then made yet another appointment and, big shocker, didn't show again. Nor did you call to let me know I didn't need to keep a bay open for you. And then you want to imply that you are gonna throw me a bone? Change your own fuggin plugs. Make sure the engine is nice and warm.

[Treasure Chest]

once you leave your man...

cause i aint gonna marry ya! i'll show up at the church, but i aint goin in.

Well, that's more showing up than you did today. I didn't even get the chance to bust my beretta out.

[Snatch Napkin]

you're fired.

SN did you go to long pines?

No. What is long pines?

Seriously, I will buy all the alcohol you want and pay for your motel. Just look me in the eyes. Deal?

[Forever_frost]

Sorry, sweetheart, I don't ride the soul pole. I have it on good authority that once you go black, you're a single mom.

Best post of the evening

[naynay]

Sorry, sweetheart, I don't ride the soul pole. I have it on good authority that once you go black, you're a single mom.

once you leave your man...

cause i aint gonna marry ya! i'll show up at the church, but i aint goin in.