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Originally posted by talismanI wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?Originally posted by AdamLXIf there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.Originally posted by BroncojohnnyBecause fuck you, that's whyOriginally posted by 80coupenice dick, Idrivea4bangerOriginally posted by Rick Modena......and idrivea4banger is a real person.Originally posted by JesterMan ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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Originally posted by Damnittsteve View Postand she almost gave me herpes
The only way you're catching herpes is from a toilet seat, or from a dancer at LeBare.
It's hilarious that you're so goddamned delusional that you actually believe the shit you spew. Let's throw out a hypothetical situation. Let's say she is 200+ lbs. You're 300+. Just because you're fat, and let's say if she were fat, that doesn't mean you "almost got some". You still have to have game, or a big dick to get laid. You haven't seen your dick in a decade, and we all know you don't have any game at all now, in the past, nor will you in the future. Beyond all that, you're so out of shape you can't even jerk off to completion before you get tired, winded, and give up. There is no way you've got the energy or stamina to actually have sex.Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by Damnittsteve View PostAnd you are societys spokesperson? My god we're fuckedOriginally posted by talismanI wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?Originally posted by AdamLXIf there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.Originally posted by BroncojohnnyBecause fuck you, that's whyOriginally posted by 80coupenice dick, Idrivea4bangerOriginally posted by Rick Modena......and idrivea4banger is a real person.Originally posted by JesterMan ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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Originally posted by bcoop View PostThe only way you're catching herpes is from a toilet seat, or from a dancer at LeBare.
It's hilarious that you're so goddamned delusional that you actually believe the shit you spew. Let's throw out a hypothetical situation. Let's say she is 200+ lbs. You're 300+. Just because you're fat, and let's say if she were fat, that doesn't mean you "almost got some". You still have to have game, or a big dick to get laid. You haven't seen your dick in a decade, and we all know you don't have any game at all now, in the past, nor will you in the future. Beyond all that, you're so out of shape you can't even jerk off to completion before you get tired, winded, and give up. There is no way you've got the energy or stamina to actually have sex.
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Didnt do much this year!!...hung around and did some cleaning.Originally posted by Da PrezFuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!Originally posted by VETTKLR
Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1
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