Airport shooting...

[Scott Mc]

They were doing it in Texas
Pauly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
and got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

[Ted]

I am going to call 3 people and tell them the story. I hope they call 3 others.

[jw33]

[Frank]

I had heard a Texas Rat Snake had gotten loose out of a bag and the guy was pulling out his AR pistol to kill it, then an air marshall pulled out his AR-15 he had holstered under his sholder and shot the man. There were pictures on 4chan of the dead guy with a Dr Pepper can comparing the size of the entry/exit wounds so it must be true.

[David]

NRA convention this weekend, conspiracy.

[crapstang]

Yeah if the Air Marshal hadn't MISSED COMPLETELY!!! Glad he wasn't on an airliner at 30,000 feet when he pulled his shot.

Even if someone shot a hole in an airliner at 30k feet, it wouldn't change the cabin pressure enough to cause harm to anyone. Stupid nonetheless though. At least have a good shot...