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"It is what it is"
"It is what it is"
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Originally posted by Neon131
Tits, or GTFO.ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! hehComment
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"That's what she said."Comment
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-The worse you want it, the worse you get it.
-That will go over like a turd in a punch bowl (or a fart in church)
-Money or excuses, you're making one or the other
-Hungrier than a slave in love
-Hungrier than a hostage
-Sweatin' like a whore in church
-Never argue with a fool 'cause they'll drag you down to their level & beat you with experience
-gayer than a man in a mid drift.
-queer as a football bat
-as fucked up as a *expletive* trying to read
-NO MATTER HOW FINE SHE IS, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE IS SICK OF HER SHITRonald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."Comment
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My dad-Are you going to mow the yard?
me-I might
Dad-Might?? Mites are on a chickens ass, mow the damn yard.Comment
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Does a frog smack his ass on a lily pad?
That's sexier than socks on a rooster.
Its colder than a nuns pussy in here.
Tougher than a witch's titty.Comment
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
-Victor HugoComment
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Charlie dont surf.Comment
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An old guy I used to work for:
"When you get to be my age don't ever waste an erection....even when you are by yourself."
"When I was younger I never understood what old people meant when they said they were getting closer to the here-after, but now that I'm old I understand because 3-4 times a day I'll walk into a room and then ask myself....now what was I here after?"
My Grandpa:
"Look at her, I'll bet she's got a buckskin belly and a rubber asshole!"
"I'm sweatin like a slave"
"That's uglier than a homemade mud dick"70' Chevelle RagTop
(Forever Under Construction)
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”- Thomas A EdisonComment
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"If" your grandmother had balls, she would have been your grandfather.I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneckComment
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Can't tell the difference between sheep shit and wild honey.
Can't put 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lbs sackI think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneckComment
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