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**91CoupeMike** · 01-12-2011, 11:03 PM

"no such thing as a ugly blowjob"

"that's not bull shit, that's cat shit"

**91CoupeMike** · 01-12-2011, 11:05 PM

"smells like cat shit on a sunny day"

**hunt4m3x** · 01-12-2011, 11:07 PM

"You know how I know you're gay?"
"This shit is more fucked up than a niggers check book"

**paul_376** · 01-12-2011, 11:09 PM

caras vemos, pero corazones no conosemos

**71chevellejohn** · 01-12-2011, 11:09 PM

Fucked up like a football bat.

Laid up like a **expletive deleted** on welfare

**Neon131** · 01-12-2011, 11:10 PM

Another one came back:

In response to a "Take it easy"

"If it comes easy, I'll take it twice."

**helosailor** · 01-12-2011, 11:21 PM

"If you want sympathy, look between 'shit' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary, because you sure ain't gonna find it here"

**Trick Pony** · 01-12-2011, 11:31 PM

You can't polish a turd.

**Moose242** · 01-12-2011, 11:32 PM

"....surcharge.... surcharges.... surcharge..."

-BUFFALOHALTOM-

**Trick Pony** · 01-12-2011, 11:34 PM

I like my whiskey old and my women young.

**0 GT 2** · 01-12-2011, 11:48 PM

Gayer than two guys on a motorcycle.

**krazy kris** · 01-13-2011, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by BUFFALOHALTOM

haltoms kids are teh aidz

yes its fucked up now quit spewing your shit in every thread

**jdgregory84** · 01-13-2011, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by 0 GT 2 View Post

Gayer than two guys on a motorcycle.

More queer than a rainbow over San Francisco.

**stevo** · 01-13-2011, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by hunt4m3x View Post

"You know how I know you're gay?"
"This shit is more fucked up than a niggers check book"

I find myself saying that a bunch.

Stevo

**scootro** · 01-13-2011, 01:05 AM

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.

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