Favorite Sayings

[71chevellejohn]

My mom always told us when we were growing up when we said,

"mom, we're hungry" and her response " Hungry? Lick some salt then you'll be thirsty too"

My Dad's response to "I'm hungry" - "I'm Fred, nice to meet you Hungry."

[payne5757]

Time to piss on the fires and light the tires.

Kick the tires and light the fires?


Oh and....

Balls to the wall.

10% rule. Gotta be 10% smarter than the object you're workin with to overcome it.

[Jimbo]

Kick the tires and light the fires?.

Yeah, I've heard variations. I always heard it my way when it was time to get off work. It also came in handy at bonfires or field parties, when everyone would actually piss on the fire and spin tires leaving. lol

10% rule. Gotta be 10% smarter than the object you're workin with to overcome it.

That reminds me of my uncle. Everytime someone is having trouble fixing something: "Gotta be smarter that what your workin on".

[SS Junk]

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

"Why are you the way you are?" - Michael Scott

"The shooting's easy if you've got the right gun." - Ozzy

"I have been guilty of kicking myself in the teeth." - Layne Staley

"History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man. Godzlla!" - BOC

"You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whore house. You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it." - Charlie Harper

"Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes it eats you." - The Stranger

"The future's uncertain and the end is always near." - Jim Morrison

[Badd91]

I got more game than Milton Bradley!
Slicker than a mooses root!
Fucked up worse than Polio!
Sexier than a three peckered Billie goat!
Fucked up worse than a soup sandwich!
This dick ain't gonna suck itself!

[BlueCoupeRedVert]

Shit fire and save the matches!

holy shit. I was going to say this. A friend of ours says this all the time after shes had a few drinks.

[CRASH]

"If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cause problems !"

"Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock !"

"It's better to have and not need, than to need and not have !"

"Sweating like a preacher in a whore house !"

"Dumber than a box of rocks."

"Deader than a door knob/door nail."

I'll try to think of some more later.

-Aaron

[TonyMCev]

"I might just cry two tears in a bucket...fuck it!"

[Jimbo]

"Thats mighty white of you."

[jdgregory84]

"When life hands you lemons, quickly grab it's arm and spin it into a cholk-hold, then whisper into it's ear "What's your real name, fucker?"

[FATHERFORD]

"Thats mighty white of you."

Favorite quote from my father lately.

[NTexas_V-Star]

"When life hands you lemons, quickly grab it's arm and spin it into a cholk-hold, then whisper into it's ear "What's your real name, fucker?"

I got a damn good laugh outta that one!

[Mike]

"I dont go to your work and slap the dick out of your mouth, so dont come to my work and tell me how to do my job"

[Baba Ganoush]

"I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire"

"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweatty things." George Carlin

[cde21]

I've killed dogs for less than that.

More useless than tits on a nun.

Dad: Water sure is cold in that toilet.
Uncle: Yeah, deep too. (I was dying at thanksgiving when I heard them say this shit)