Favorite Sayings

[scootro]

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.


If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary

[03trubluGT]

"its hotter than camel pussy"
"higher than juraff ass"

and one of my favorite quotes my grandpa would say on the construction site
"did that hurt" yes" "it will feel better when it quits hurtin now get your ass back to work"

WTF is a "juraff"????

[03trubluGT]

It's hotter than two rats fukking in a wool sock.

[Stephen]

Dont cut your nose off to spite your face
birds of a feather flock together

[jasone]

never trust a fart.

-a wise man



this isn't fucking match.com for christs sake

-jasone

[chevyhater01]

For those who work in retail and deal with customers.

"Same shit different ass."

[Mysticcobrakilla]

I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

[grove rat]

live life, fuck dying.

-me

[racrguy]

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score.

[BP]

She's got more angles than a skinny whore.

Go big, go early.

Go big or go home. <--- Convinced a friend of mine to play two $200 hands of blackjack once, lost both It was 4am though.

[Vanner27]

"I spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted."

[Texican]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

Is a frog's ass water tight?

[Vertnut]

"Mosquito's were so big, they could stand flat-footed and fuck a turkey."

"If I tell you a rooster will pull a boxcar, hook him up!"

"The worst lay I ever had was wonderful."

"Tell her to haul ass, and it would take two trips."

"I've got 4"...but most women don't like 'em that wide."

[Frank]

One I heard recently that made me chuckle:

Working on something and someone is "helping" but keeps trying to tell you the way it should be done:

"I'm fucking this chicken, you just hold the feet."

[Venom]

My grandapa used to say all the time
"That lazy nigger better get to work before I cane his ass."