Favorite Sayings

[built2layframe]

I like my whiskey old and my women young.

I like my whiskey like I like my women. Aged 17 years and all mixed up in coke.

[Steve]

It's a funny thing about experience, it's something you don't get until after you needed it.

[sosoe]

If it smells like trout, pull out...

[dumpycapri85]

As my Mom always said ,

Shut your mouth or I will rip your arms off and beat you with the bloody stumps !

She is a very loving women .

Do unto others , then run like hell (or before they do unto you) .

If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to drive a go cart around the inside of a cheerio .

If brains were dynomite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose .

That chick looks like someone put a fire out on her face with a pitch fork .

She is so ugly she hurt my feelings .