place to take gf for her 21st bday in texas

[pHILSANITY07]

It's her birthday, she isn't supposed to pay for anything, you cheap twat.

We paid for a good share of her drinks, but we didn't know she had separate tabs for more drinks.

[bcoop]

Fucking Brent..

Just gettin in, where I fit in! Don't be so dramatic. She sucked it, and loved every minute of it.

Hopefully your 21 year old friend doesn't do what mine did last year at Fox and Hound. She was a bartender so her and about 4 of us went to Fox, and after she left she had about 120 bucks left on her tab that we all had to pay.

It's her birthday, she isn't supposed to pay for anything, you cheap twat.

[pHILSANITY07]

Hopefully your 21 year old friend doesn't do what mine did last year at Fox and Hound. She was a bartender so her and about 4 of us went to Fox, and after she left she had about 120 bucks left on her tab that we all had to pay.

I know of a guy at a party once that was hiding in the bathtub butt ass naked. Why? I have no idea till after 20 minutes. One of the girls was about to start puking so her and her little girlfriends rush her to the bathroom so she could puke. They all get in there and the one chick is puking. This dude fucking comes out behind the shower curtain holding his dick and pressing it on the chick that's puking face saying just suck my dick for a little bit. That shit was fucking HILARIOUS.

So all and all... you can get her to yack just try and get a blowjob out of it.

Fucking Brent..

[Mach1]

So all and all... you can get her to yack just try and get a blowjob out of it.

Good point, BJ first, then yack.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I know of a guy at a party once that was hiding in the bathtub butt ass naked. Why? I have no idea till after 20 minutes. One of the girls was about to start puking so her and her little girlfriends rush her to the bathroom so she could puke. They all get in there and the one chick is puking. This dude fucking comes out behind the shower curtain holding his dick and pressing it on the chick that's puking face saying just suck my dick for a little bit. That shit was fucking HILARIOUS.

So all and all... you can get her to yack just try and get a blowjob out of it.

[DON SVO]

Don't let her get to the yack point, no fun at all.

Normal->Good and drunk->Dun fuckdup and got her too drunk shiiititttt

21st birthday party? 90% chance of Level 5 yack-fest.

[Mach1]

...basically, if she gets obliterated drunk she will probably yack... if she yacks, that ho better be yacking up a Waffle House T-bone and not a Bob's rare Cote de Beouf.

Don't let her get to the yack point, no fun at all.

Normal->Good and drunk->Dun fuckdup and got her too drunk shiiititttt

[DON SVO]

thanks for the advise delivered.

I gotta delete that one. Post it again in the NSFW forum please.

Since you did deliver and it's a thumbnail, I won't ban you.

[DON SVO]

For her 21st? Are you trying to impress her or get her drunk? If you plan to get her drunk, she won't remember shit. You could take her to Waffle House and order the T-bone, get her sideways drunk at any local bar then tell her the next day how awesome the steakhouse was.

...basically, if she gets obliterated drunk she will probably yack... if she yacks, that ho better be yacking up a Waffle House T-bone and not a Bob's rare Cote de Beouf.

[Mach1Run]

damn thread does not deliver.

[livinglegend_86]

100 replies = 2 pics?

[Mach1]

Much like JITB, this thread does not deliver

JITB>This thread

[NTexas_V-Star]

Much like JITB, this thread does not deliver

[bcoop]

He said no planes...

Sorry Denny.

Saved and Texan by the Grace of God, Redneck by choice.

But he didn't say no boats, and we could use a new boat story.