Most embarrassing thing you kid has done?

[lowthreeohz]

I could go for some swiss rolls.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I could go for some swiss rolls.

Dude I'm about to grub down on some fucking string cheese.

[idrivea4banger]

Dude I'm about to grub down on some fucking string cheese.

With crackers?

[Unicorn Jeff]

With crackers?

Ran out, too lazy to get my rich on.

[lowthreeohz]

We cleaned the fridge out before leaving town, I have nothing munchworthy.

[Unicorn Jeff]

We cleaned the fridge out before leaving town, I have nothing munchworthy.

Tacobell run

[lowthreeohz]

Had a pair of chalupas for dinner actually. Very lackluster.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Had a pair of chalupas for dinner actually. Very lackluster.

That's why I buy extra shit for leftovers!

[idrivea4banger]

Taco Bell sucks.

[Broncojohnny]

My son has never done anything embarrassing but I did give him a rock when he was 3 and told him it was a cookie. He tried eating it, he remembers it to this day. I also told him during a thunderstorm that the house was going to flood and fill up with water and animals when he was 5. Needless to say he started getting scared and pacing back and forth nervously. He asked his grandmother if this was true, I had tears in my eyes from the laughter. Father of the year material

I do stuff like this to my son all the time. Problem is that he isn't even six yet and has figured out that I am totally full of shit.

[Wicked98Snake]

I do stuff like this to my son all the time. Problem is that he isn't even six yet and has figured out that I am totally full of shit.

I do it too. Our 6 year old is so scared of the cops it's hilarious, to me anyways! He thinks he can get arrested for doing petty shit. He knocked over a mannequin at a store one day and after we put it back up he says to me, "We gotta get out of here I'm sure they called the cops and I can't go to jail today!" LOL. So now everytime we go to that store I will screw with him and say they are probably looking at him on the cameras

[95DRGT]

My daughter on her 16th b-day hit a car pulling in the DMV parking lot. We were going to get her license.

[bcoop]

When I was a kid, I was at the mall with a baby sitter. I apparently looked at an obese lady, and very matter of factly told her that if she didn't stop eating she would die.

My daughter played blast ball last year, and was the only girl on the team. She's very competitive, and very aggressive. After a loss, she was collecting her drink and snack. She turned and looked at me, and very loudly said "Dad, these boys throw like girls."

My grandparents lived in the country, and there's a scorpion problem. They went to a tiny little church, that might seat 50 or so total. You know the church, too. Hellfire and brimstone, trying to put the fear of God in to everyone. Well, we went to church with my family, and grandmother one day, while we were up visiting. During the service, a scorpion is making it's way across the floor. She screams out, "Daddy, what in the hell is that?" I thought it was hilarious. IIRC, my wife cried. lmao.

[Scott Mc]

Every morning when they wake up I know something is coming by the end of the day.

[OrangeChevyII]

I farted (silently) in the line waiting to pay for groceries and my Daughter (3) called me out on it. Poor lady behind her died laughing

Same day there was a bigger lady standing in front of the milk, she said daddy "That lady has a biiiiiiiiiiig booty".

She doesn't go to wal mart anymore with me.