Post up your most embarrassing moments

[MattB]

My grandfather always wants to go fishing, so one day last year I took him up to cabelas to get some tackle. My grandfather can't go 2 minutes without having a smoke break. He tells me just to go get what I need he is going to sit out front. I get done and come outside and I noticed a couple of women walk by and just start gagging. He was sitting on a bench and his nuts were hanging a good 6" out the bottom of his shorts. I immediately start laughing so hard to get everyone's attention. I went over to him and told him granted he is deaf so I had to say it pretty loud. "Your nuts are touching the ground" he then turns bright red and stands up and tries shoving them back up. He can't get them so he reaches down with his cigarette hand and starts burning his sack. He is screaming and yelling I thought I was going to literally die that day from laughing so hard.

[stephen4785]

Rofl!!!! What department does your wife work for?

She did work for Ft Worth. She quit in 2009 when she got pregnant with our second son.

[scootro]

great thread

[stephen4785]

We would both go to jail lol
Got a 30pack in the fridge ill fire one your way

Ill have to borrow gopro and bring over a quart of shine. Im sure we would accidentally create a youtube sensation.

[Unicorn Jeff]

She did work for Ft Worth. She quit in 2009 when she got pregnant with our second son.

She just a stay at home mom now?

[DieselSmoke]

Mine involves alcohol, an airplane and $5.7mm in cash. I'll post it up tomorrow when I have more time.

[krazy kris]

Ill have to borrow gopro and bring over a quart of shine. Im sure we would accidentally create a youtube sensation.

Hellyeah, nothing like a good shine

[Unicorn Jeff]

Mine involves alcohol, an airplane and $5.7mm in cash. I'll post it up tomorrow when I have more time.

I call bullshit!

[DieselSmoke]

I call bullshit!

No bullshit, I told Keith (kbscobravert) and few other guys on here this story. Happened in a little place called, Herat Afghanistan.

[Unicorn Jeff]

No bullshit, I told Keith (kbscobravert) and few other guys on here this story. Happened in a little place called, Herat Afghanistan.

Damn man, hurry up and type it out then fucker!

[stephen4785]

She just a stay at home mom now?

She stays at home with the kids. She's a coach for beachbody(p90x,Insanity,etc...) now and helps out at church when ever she can.

[Probie]

No bullshit, I told Keith (kbscobravert) and few other guys on here this story. Happened in a little place called, Herat Afghanistan.

It was pretty damn funny.

[BMCSean]

Then there was that time that I joined a forum and made my name "Jewmadbro", also really embarrassing.

[crapstang]

Mine involves alcohol, an airplane and $5.7mm in cash. I'll post it up tomorrow when I have more time.

It's like a TV channel giving a sneak peak to the next show, except I actually want to see this.

[mikeb]

God i'm 50 and there are *so* many moments to choose from.... and quite a few that I won't share here.

One day at work I was out walking at lunch. I worked across the street from a major mall and I usually walked thru the mall as part of my route. As i was leaving the mall I felt the need to rip a good one and promptly shit my britches Since I was in the middle of the parking lot there was nothing to do but keep walking with warm diarrhea sloshing around in my pants. I made a beeline for the bathroom when i got back to the office and deposited the shorts in the trash and went commando the rest of the day. Luckily the shorts held and there was no "bleed thru".

That day i gained a full understanding of what the old guys mean when they say "never trust a fart".

while getting lunch at subway i started talking shit about brittany spears

She actually lives just a few miles from where I live now and i see her from time to time on the news. It's no big deal to the people around here. She seems to have climbed off the nutty wagon.