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I´v had a ton. I think the most embarrassing moment was when I ran from the cops and got caught.
I grew up running from the cops. when I was a kid I would outrun them on foot and taunt them. I got a license and I would routinely successfully out run them. I got a crotch rocket and the problem got even worse. One day my buddy and I decided to ride out by Maypearl. I had never been on that road before. I came up and over a hill and I was just cruising about 60. There was a Maypearl cop siting on the opposite side of the road and his lights instantly came on so I tucked and went full throttle. Made a left turn and took off. I had passed 2 other cops going the opposite way and I had tought that I45 was just ahead. I went over a hill and my front tire came off of the ground. I ended up riding a wheelie @ 156mph. When I landed I saw a state trooper parked in the middle of the 2 lane road. I slowed down as fast as I could but I was going too fast. Rode into the ditch and flipped over a bunch of times. My right arm looked like I got into a freak belt sander accident. Got taken to the hospital so I texted my wife letting her know I got arrested and what hospital I was at. She showed up about 20 minutes later and a state trooper walked into the room and asked if my wife had brown hair and drives a WS6. I said yeah and he said ¨holly shit dude do you want my gun¨? She walks in wearing her police officer uniform and proceeds to rip me a new one. The state troopers all left and she continued. We had just gotten married 2 weeks before and I had just gotten fired last week so It was a great start to our relationship. She decided she would go ahead and follow me to the jail where she was allowed to follow me around and argue. By the time I got processed all of the inmates already knew my entire story so it was an awesome 3 days. She stayed with me though and we´ve been together for 7 years now. All in all that cost us about nine grand.
I grew up running from the cops. when I was a kid I would outrun them on foot and taunt them. I got a license and I would routinely successfully out run them. I got a crotch rocket and the problem got even worse. One day my buddy and I decided to ride out by Maypearl. I had never been on that road before. I came up and over a hill and I was just cruising about 60. There was a Maypearl cop siting on the opposite side of the road and his lights instantly came on so I tucked and went full throttle. Made a left turn and took off. I had passed 2 other cops going the opposite way and I had tought that I45 was just ahead. I went over a hill and my front tire came off of the ground. I ended up riding a wheelie @ 156mph. When I landed I saw a state trooper parked in the middle of the 2 lane road. I slowed down as fast as I could but I was going too fast. Rode into the ditch and flipped over a bunch of times. My right arm looked like I got into a freak belt sander accident. Got taken to the hospital so I texted my wife letting her know I got arrested and what hospital I was at. She showed up about 20 minutes later and a state trooper walked into the room and asked if my wife had brown hair and drives a WS6. I said yeah and he said ¨holly shit dude do you want my gun¨? She walks in wearing her police officer uniform and proceeds to rip me a new one. The state troopers all left and she continued. We had just gotten married 2 weeks before and I had just gotten fired last week so It was a great start to our relationship. She decided she would go ahead and follow me to the jail where she was allowed to follow me around and argue. By the time I got processed all of the inmates already knew my entire story so it was an awesome 3 days. She stayed with me though and we´ve been together for 7 years now. All in all that cost us about nine grand.
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