Post up your most embarrassing moments

[Scott Mc]

Was at a kid birthday party and was driving a shitty rental. It was time for us all to leave and my friend Kristen asks me where my truck was. I told her it was being fixed and I was in that shitty rental(pointed at car). Then replied it could be worse, I could be driving that worthless fagmobile HHR(pointed at car down the street), and explained they are uglier than Satans taint and anyone who buys one is a complete and utter idiot. The lights flash on it and her husband walks over to it. LOL, I have never been so happy for a couple to get divorced!

[Jester]

I forgive you. Levi was the dumbass that brought it out after I told him not to.

Sure would have been alot cooler if he would have winged you.....maybe taken a little of the top of your ear. lol

[Unicorn Jeff]

Another one was I was going down on a girl. Well all of a sudden while I was going down on her I started tasting a metallic taste. I shot back real quick to see there was blood all over her pussy and I started to freak out. Then realized after a few seconds it was my nose that was bleeding. Went to the bathroom, shoved some TP up my nose and continued what I started!

[naynay]

we were longboarding at doheny state beach in Dana Point california back in the day. from where we parked to where we were trying to get out to was about a half mile walk. we came to a point where there was a RIVER of what i now assume was sewage run off. A couple of my friends decided to walk the 300 feet up and over the tunnel, but i decided to be slick and run and 'skim' across. Well the board nose dived and i went head first into the muck. This is about the time i realized this was indeed sewage

another time in the 8th grade after lunch we had like a recess thing where everyone would go to the gym and shoot basketballs. We used to play a game called lightning that involved teams and shooting free throws as fast as you could. One of the hottest girls in the school named Molly Conway was playing behind me, so i made my basket and went to get the rebound. for some reason instead of just catching the ball, i decided it was a could idea to jump up and round house kick the thing to her. the ball was way off course, but obviously with my luck that thing started to boomerang around and hit her square in the nose. Broke the shit out her nose, blood EVERYWHERE. I got in school suspension, even though it was an accident, and her nose never looked right again after that. now when i get the random facebook suggestion of people i may know she is always at the top and i get reminded of that day i refuse to add her i feel that bad about it, even 15+ years later.

[dumpycapri85]

Another one was I was going down on a girl. Well all of a sudden while I was going down on her I started tasting a metallic taste. I shot back real quick to see there was blood all over her pussy and I started to freak out. Then realized after a few seconds it was my nose that was bleeding. Went to the bathroom, shoved some TP up my nose and continued what I started!

That one is great ! LOL

[Randy]

Made some bad tags....





J/k

[Unicorn Jeff]

That one is great ! LOL

I laugh at it now but dude that was the first time in my life I thought I felt knives stabbing me in the spine from freaking out.

Made some bad tags....

J/k

Shit dude can't knock it! My nick name is Poop slap to many already.

[JimD]

Backed our boat trailer in water, got out to launch boat....my arm must have hit the lock button. Really great, trailer in water, truck running, doors locked. LOL!

[Special K]

Getting rufied @ Pappa's probably tops my long list of epic embarrassing moments even though I remember nothing... Oh wait, I do remember asking Saladbar if "I was standing down or sitting up" before I hit the floor!

[4bangen]

So when my wife and I got together we did the long distance thing for a while. Me here, and her in Chicago. When I took my first trip to visit her, she surprised me with a fantasy sweet hotel with a big ass hot tub in the middle of the room. It was our first time together and it was awesome. After about two hours of amazing sex we retired to the hot tub to have more sex. I then noticed that the light in the bathroom was still on and kinda killing the “mood lighting”. So I hopped out of the hot tub and darted to the bathroom around the corner to turn it off. As soon as my wet feet hit the tile I busted ass and slid across the floor like I was on a slip and slide. I slammed my knee into the door frame so hard I heard the wood crackle. She heard the noise and asked what happened. I did not respond, she called to me again and asked if I was okay. All I could do was flop around on the floor and grit my teeth. She then got out of the hot tub to check on me. I did not want my new girlfriend to see me wet naked and bleeding on the bathroom floor so I drug myself over to the counter and started trying to stand up. I finally got up right as she rounded the corner and saw me. I flipped the light switch off and tried to play it off, but as soon as I went to take a step my hurt knee gave under my weight and I collapsed back on the floor. She had to help me back up and get me to the bed where she attended to my bashed and bloody knee. After a few minutes I was ready to go again, but I ended up with a limp for about a week and a nasty scar. Good times.

[inline 6]

Getting rufied @ Pappa's probably tops my long list of epic embarrassing moments even though I remember nothing... Oh wait, I do remember asking Saladbar if "I was standing down or sitting up" before I hit the floor!

Do tell more. Oh and this is hardly my "most embarrassing moment" but one time at the beer store at dolphin road and I30 I saw you and said hi. You acted like you didnt know me.

You did used to have a red cobra with the plates "BAD BIA" didn't you?

[AdamLX]

Do tell more. Oh and this is hardly my "most embarrassing moment" but one time at the beer store at dolphin road and I30 I saw you and said hi. You acted like you didnt know me.

You did used to have a red cobra with the plates "BAD BIA" didn't you?

You're thinking of Kimmmay or however she spelled it.

[inline 6]

You're thinking of Kimmmay or however she spelled it.

I am pretty sure it is this one. If. It not she looks just like her.

I could be wrong though.

[bcoop]

I am pretty sure it is this one. If. It not she looks just like her.

I could be wrong though.

Special K (Kristen) and Kimmy are not the same person. I believe they used to run around together though.

[bluecollar]

In my early 20s, I was a fan of having a good time. I was at a party where some less than legal substances might have been floating around. I do not remember anything, but have been told (and seen pictures) that at some point I decided to go for a walk. A few blocks down the road I passed out, spread eagle, in just boxers and socks. Some random chick was on her way to the party and almost ran me over. She called the house and had a couple of guys drive up and toss me in the car to take me back to the house. NEVER found the jeans or shirt I had been wearing. Shoes were spotted half way down the road. Good times.