Post up your most embarrassing moments

[krazy kris]

I bought a 78 trans am and tried to jump the creek in it. I made it across the roughly 50ft gap but the car was fucked up. Peer pressure is a mother fucker. dammit I wish they had YouTube when I was a kid. I then had to come home and tell my parents what happened. I only paid $300 for it but got to spend my summer working construction.

[Craizie]

Idk, but if you ever meet me in real life you'll understand. Ask everyone that's met me.

You took it better than I could have. I would have puked instantly.

[Unicorn Jeff]

You took it better than I could have. I would have puked instantly.

Well he hooked me in the mouth that I wasn't expecting that. I was a champ and didn't puke though.

[krazy kris]

Well he hooked me in the mouth that I wasn't expecting that. I was a champ and didn't puke though.

Dude I puked just watching that shit. I can handle a lot of stuff but shit crosses the line.

[crapstang]

"let's get shitfaced!"

[downshift_me]

"let's get shitfaced!"

Those are words you never agree to when Jeff says them.

[idrivea4banger]

Shitsticks

[Unicorn Jeff]

[Craizie]

Well he hooked me in the mouth that I wasn't expecting that. I was a champ and didn't puke though.

Terrible. I'm a vag when it comes to smells. I would have puked before it even got to my face.

[krazy kris]

Andy milanakus shit on yo face

[Cobraman]

Terrible. I'm a vag when it comes to smells. I would have puked before it even got to my face.

[Craizie]

Seeing or touching things doesnt really bother me, but smells fuck me up.

[Binky]

I hooked up with a chick in college and we went back to my dorm after a little bar crawl. We go to town on each other and after awhile I'm about to pop so she hops off and wants me to finish in her mouth. After a few moments, she deep throats me and i blow what feels like a metric ton into the back of her throat.

She didn't swallow, so she gags and chokes on it. She then has a spasm/sneeze and blows cum out of both nostrils like she was an angry bull breaking cumfire. She snaps back up back in shock and tries to breathe, but her mouth looks like she lost a fight with a bottle of elmers glue and white silly silly string.

She gasps for breath, but gags a second time and breathes in her nose - which suck the two snot/cum balls right back in again. Her eyes get wide and she sneezes blowing it all (mouth and nose) into a giant cum mist all over both of us., the bed and the wall

I bolt up out of shock, but shes on my legs and falls off backward onto the floor and bonks her head. Thankfully it didn't knock her out, but shes laying on the floor with one hell of a facial and cum bubbles popping in and out of both nostrils while coughing and crying. I grabbed a washcloth and helped her clean up while she's crying and trying to comfort her. Felt absolyely horrible for her, but wasn't a damn thing I could do. We dated for a few months after that night but she never down on me again.

Tl;dr permenantly ruined oral sex for a cute co/ed

[Cobraman]

^ Awesome!!

[krazy kris]

I've had one of those. She went down a little to far I may have helped a little and she threw up on my dick, or pull out and there is a fucking tomato on your dick= instant turn off and mad dash to the shower