Post up your most embarrassing moments

[Jester]

God i'm 50 and there are *so* many moments to choose from.... and quite a few that I won't share here.

One day at work I was out walking at lunch. I worked across the street from a major mall and I usually walked thru the mall as part of my route. As i was leaving the mall I felt the need to rip a good one and promptly shit my britches Since I was in the middle of the parking lot there was nothing to do but keep walking with warm diarrhea sloshing around in my pants. I made a beeline for the bathroom when i got back to the office and deposited the shorts in the trash and went commando the rest of the day. Luckily the shorts held and there was no "bleed thru".

That day i gained a full understanding of what the old guys mean when they say "never trust a fart".

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Yep, I have been there. Two types of people in this world.....those that have shit their pants and those that are going to one day. Makes you REALLY pay attention when you have the bubble guts and try to let lose a sqeeaker as a test.

[Kurtie]

No bullshit, I told Keith (kbscobravert) and few other guys on here this story. Happened in a little place called, Herat Afghanistan.

Damn, for a second there I thought you were D.B. Cooper.

[Frank]

Yep, I have been there. Two types of people in this world.....those that have shit their pants and those that are going to one day. Makes you REALLY pay attention when you have the bubble guts and try to let lose a sqeeaker as a test.

You have a way with words my friend. LOL

[Rotortrash]

Makes you REALLY pay attention when you have the bubble guts and try to let lose a sqeeaker as a test.

This had me LOLing in my cubicle, now the entire office wants to know what's so funny!

[Scott Mc]

This had me LOLing in my cubicle, now the entire office wants to know what's so funny!

No thread derailing Dalt! I KNOW you have stories, I can remember a few lol.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Another one, very recent. Tuesday I got sick at work, upchucking in the parking lot. I had ridden in with a coworker, so I didnt have a way to go home, and called my wife. She came out and picked me up on her lunch break, in her aunt's Lexus (her aunt watches our kiddos, and they traded cars so the aunt could run some errands.)

While on the way home, I rolled down the window, feeling that uneasy feeling in my tummy... and passed out. I came to about the time I felt myself about to vomit, and pulled myself as far out the window as I could so it would get out of the car, but failed. All over the outside, and on the door panel inside. I cleaned up the door panel with the napkins my wife handed to me to wipe my face with. Apparently she went through the carwash to get the outside, and didnt say anything to her aunt. Seeing that her Lexus was freshly washed, she took my wife's car to the car wash yesterday. I felt like shit this morning when I saw that they both had washed cars because of me, and I didnt do the washing.

[Probie]

No bullshit, I told Keith (kbscobravert) and few other guys on here this story. Happened in a little place called, Herat Afghanistan.

Tell it!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Fuck that shart story was good. "Never trust a fart" Fucking ROFL!

[Randy]

not that big of a deal but I'll post it, This past Friday at 2am i was rebuilding a carb for my edger and the fuel bowl overflowed and was pouring out of the vent tube and created a little puddle of gas in my garage floor and i didnt want the smell to seep into the house so i moved the edger AWAY from the fuel puddle and was going to do a "control burn" and burn off the gas...... well it was going great until it found a couple of droplets leading to the edger and next thing i see is my edger is on fire. No extinguisher, trying to smother it with a rag (fail). and this thing is burning right next to my car so of course i panic and drag the damn thing out into the middle of the street finally poured a bucket of water over the damn thing since i wasnt going to be messing with this damn edger ever again (BTW tecumseh engines SUCK!). and apparently in the whole panic of the thing i twisted my knee. what fun. BTW anyone want to buy a non working edger?