Post up your most embarrassing moments

[JP135]

I've had one of those. She went down a little to far I may have helped a little and she threw up on my dick, or pull out and there is a fucking tomato on your dick= instant turn off and mad dash to the shower

Just like golf: Play through, son.

[Jester]

Hand @ forearm, below the elbow. Unlike you, I don't go for people who currently have, or used to have a hang down.

Well you didnt specify! And you shouldnt discriminate.

[01vnms4v]

Krazy Kris and alchol don't mix ... lol

[bcoop]

Well you didnt specify! And you shouldnt discriminate.

Some of us can afford to be picky.

[Jester]

Some of us can afford to be picky.

I got a lot of love to give.....whole lotta love.

[Stephen]

I got jumped by 4 guys when i was 17 and literally shit my pants because i was straining soo hard

[krazy kris]

I got humped by 4 guys when i was 17 and literally shit my pants because i was straining soo hard

Fixed

[grove rat]

while drinking with some friends at a bar we saw a really tall chick walk by. i opened my stupid mouth and proceeded to spout off how i would never marry a chick taller than me. the married couple at the table asked why? she was taller than him. i just took a long slow drink from my beer

while getting lunch at subway i started talking shit about brittany spears(this was when she cut off all her hair) to the person who was with me and the girl making the food. immediately after saying "what a crazy bald headed bitch" i noticed the girl was bald. not as bad as b.spears but close enough to make it really awkward

sitting at a table in a backyard bbq the conversation was about bands. someone brought up deftones and i added that they are my favorite band but holy shit chino moreno was getting fat as fuck. there were 2 fatties sitting directly across from me. silent game started

[Strychnine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P21hwYfpHMM

I'm the guy getting shit slapped in his face. This was about 5 or 6 years ago.

[Jester]

had a couple of mormons at my house recently that were old friends of my wife.........we were talking about how quickly our country was turning dumb as shit......and then i said "yeah, can you believe there are actually these idiots out there that think dinosaurs were put there by satan to trick us?" .....and then it got uncomfortable about 3 seconds after i finished my sentence and my brain said to me "uh, yeah, these are those people."

[BLAKE]

Killing Jester's dining room light fixture with a 9mm has to be up near the top of my list.

[Jester]

Killing Jester's dining room light fixture with a 9mm has to be up near the top of my list.

hahaha.......epic.

[downshift_me]

I forgot my falling into the lake in front of a bunch of people while holding a Barbie fishing pole and almost knocking myself unconscious on the boat ramp. I did save the fishing pole, my flip flops and pants, but lost my dignity and I smelled terrible.

[talisman]

Killing Jester's dining room light fixture with a 9mm has to be up near the top of my list.

I forgive you. Levi was the dumbass that brought it out after I told him not to.

[krazy kris]