the moment you know your parenting is awesome

[mstng86]

Driving down the road and experience an idiot on the road and you hear that sweet angel voice in the back seat yell "hey jackass, you not do that right!"

High five kiddo

[KBScobravert]

"daddy, pull my finger"

[Mike]

"hey Daddy, why isn't mommy in the kitchen"?

[2165 Turbo Rail]

"Daddy I need one"

This was after my 2 and a half year old and I got off of Johns CRF 230 dirt bike

The day started off with her scared to even look at the bikes. Then we rode on johns sons little 50. And she liked it. So we moved up to the 230 and she loved it! If I stopped she would say daddy go!

[OrangeChevyII]

My 3 year old tells me to be quiet, she's trying to talk!

[downshift_me]

In Sam's with the boy and he announces, "Haha, I fart!" I whip around and tell him to shhh that's bad and we don't say that! Without missing a beat he says, "I not say bad word. I not say shit, damn or...." and I proceeded to die in Sam's while shushing him and trying not to laugh.

The girl has the best timing of, "Eww! She's/He's wearing pajamas in the store!"

[Pro88LX]

In Sam's with the boy and he announces, "Haha, I fart!" I whip around and tell him to shhh that's bad and we don't say that! Without missing a beat he says, "I not say bad word. I not say shit, damn or...." and I proceeded to die in Sam's while shushing him and trying not to laugh.

The girl has the best timing of, "Eww! She's/He's wearing pajamas in the store!"

lmao awesome

[mightyp]

My younger brother always gets scared about coyotes when we are out huning(I know pathetic right?), so I was telling the wife about it and my daughter says "but daddy thats what the guns are for"

[2165 Turbo Rail]

Proof

*edit. And yes I also get worst father of the year for a kid on a bike with no helmet suck it

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwxEwjmU1Ck[/ame]

[idrivea4banger]

Lol that's pretty cool Chris.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

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No problem, she'll even give y'all the hit.

I had to laugh the other day when she said her mustang needed to make turbo noises!

[2165 Turbo Rail]

John's daughter

http://youtu.be/EXujGmby9zE

[Binky]

"hey Daddy, why isn't mommy in the kitchen"?

Lol, we had one of our friends sons go up to his dad and ask him that. His mom wasnt there (kid timing) but the look on his face was priceless.

[Frank]

2 things.

1. I hear my 5 yo son in the other room humming this same tune over and over that was familiar. I finally realized he had picked up on Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" at some point.
2. My daughter is always asking me, "Daddy, will you play that song about the burning fire ring? (Johnny Cash - "Burnin' Ring of Fire") She loves to hear Johnny Cash with me in the garage.