whoever wrote this headlines needs a promotion!

[sc281]

We needed some lighter news for a moment.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1coctm/whoever_wrote_this_headline_needs_a_promotion/

[sc281]

Good reply.
[–]One_who_simply*27 points*1 hour*ago

Open your eyes, It's a disguise and see,
Im just a journalist, I need no sympathy,
Because Im easy come easy go,
I was a lilttle high, when i wrote.

[scootro]

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid!

[slow99]

Eh, it's no "QE Gives You Wings!". (Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind.)